Are you kidding me? Picking your nose at the Champions League final? Don’t your know that there are like 200 million viewers watching you on Sky Sports? Get it! Push that pinkie right up in there. DO IT! Anyway, Chelsea won in a shootout in case you care.
In NBA news, the Spurs can now go on a summer vacation after sweeping the Clippers, 102-99. When does the Western Conference Finals start? June 2?
Let’s get rollin’!