Big news today from the Rachel Uchitel media camp. Tiger’s #1 mistress finally gave birth to a healthy baby girl that is the offspring of another athlete, former Penn State fullback Matty Hahn. Remember that guy? We said he hit the relationship lottery with this Uchitel broad. She’s got crazy hush money from the Tiger ordeal, has those giant implants and Hahn gets to brag to his buddies that he has Tiger’s sloppy seconds.
As for the baby details, US Weekly just happened to be all over this story. Not sure who tipped them off.
The 36-year-old nightclub manager gave birth to “a healthy and beautiful baby girl” on Tuesday night, her rep tells Us Weekly. Weighing 7 lbs and 1oz, the bundle of joy is the first child for Uchitel and husband Matt Hahn, whom she wed last October. “Both Rachel and baby are resting comfortably,” the rep adds.
For those who haven’t been following along, Uchitel had been sorta documenting her progress in the only way you’d expect from a former Tiger mistress – on Twitter.
From May 12:
Today is my due date.. Spent it swimming laps, taking dogs to the beach and catching up with friends. Now what?!
Congrats to the new parents. See, time moves on and we can all go about new lives. Even Tiger mistresses.