Welcome back to the old BC favorite "Best of Twitter" where we dig deep to find trends that suit our needs for content and drama to create pageviews. It's no secret how to make money on the Internet. Pageviews are king. That's why we woke up this morning and wracked our brains to come up with the best combination that would get you morons to keep clicking this morning. Enter Roger Goodell with his hood handshakes and hugs. Of course black guys noticed. JUMP!
Again, would I really care about the 2012 World Snooker Championships if it wasn't for a dirty scumbag picking his nose on live TV? Nope. And normally this video would get passed over all together because nose picking at sporting events doesn't move the needle like it did in 2009. But there's bonus footage to this one. Nose Picker Guy decides to munch on his pay dirt. That's right, finger coyly moves to the mouth. JUMP!
Newspaper reporters keep driving us nuts. They're always burying the lede. Take this story about a local Michigan athletic director leading cops on a drunken 120 m.p.h. police chase. Blah, blah, blah...AND THEN THEY TELL US HOMEBOY WAS DRUNK AFTER BOOZING & WATCHING THE WOMEN'S NCAA TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONSHIP! Biggest embarrassment ever? JUMP!
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So it came to this in the Roger Goodell two-arm underhook hug department. Finally a nose to nose with a guy he'll (most likely) fine within 1-2 years for hitting a QB. What happened to men shaking a hand with a strong grip? A nice, firm man shake. As for the Draft itself, way underwhelmed. By the Tannehill pick the excitement was gone. And then the Cleveland Browns go and select a guy who's going to be 29 to compete for the QB position. Oh, Cleveland! Let's get rolling!
Just what Miami needs, another hot chick import coming to town to blast us with bikini ass shots. Of course Ryan Tannehill gets drafted by the Dolphins tonight and of course ESPN figures out a way to get Lauren into as many shots of Ryan as possible. He's a complete bore, but she's a complete smokebomb who has been destroying NYC this week at a couple of dinners such as this one with Troy Aikman. You gotta see what she wore to dinner last night. JUMP!
You already know where Andrew Luck will be drafted. And RGIII. Don't bother worrying about watching the ESPN coverage until the Vikings are on the clock at #3. Then the drama begins. Do the Browns reach for a QB with the #4 pick? Is Ryan Tannenhill their guy over Trent Richardson? Or does the former A&M WR/QB end up picked #8 by the Dolphins? Such drama. Meanwhile, Tannehill & his wife are blowing off steam by popping off some rounds. JUMP!
First of all, thanks to a BC tipster who wishes to remain anonymous for the intel that led us to the news that Hooters girl Sarah Hinton is a Michigan State student who was in the running for Miss Hooters 2012. Secondary to the tip was that she just happens to be the girlfriend of NFL Draft hopeful TE Garrett Celek (brother Brett plays TE for Eagles). Of course BC is your home for WAGs of the NFL Draft as we have been for the last five years. JUMP!
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There's nothing worse than sitting through a Padres game, watching dong shots fall short on the warning track and then puking all over yourself while some guy records it all and throws it on YouTube. From the look of this video Padres fan had a case of the stomach flu this week and couldn't keep down that veggie burrito and the $5.50 drafts. Best news for this guy is that he'll get at least 50k YouTube views for this spew. JUMP!
By now your brain just needs beer, some sort of greasy food and to hear Chris Berman act like a...
Remember when ESPN would broadcast the NFL Draft on Saturday and your father would try to sneak a peak at the ticker between cutting the grass and changing the oil in his car? Times have obviously changed. We're now being bombarded with every cliché in the NFL Draft book because the talking heads, such as John Clayton, are really cyborgs. So what kind of clichés would we attach to the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders? You'll enjoy this. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
Andrew Luck might have the least social game of a #1 overall draft pick since Eli Manning was picked by the Chargers and later traded to the Giants. Sure, Luck has all the tools on the field. "Makes the reads," as Todd McShay likes to remind us. Blah, blah, blah. Anyway, enough of the analysis crap, let's get down to business with the cheerleaders who'll be shakin' it for Goofy. Want to rattle Goofy? Throw a bikini chick in his face. JUMP!
We loved this Rangers Fan of the Game segment on Tuesday. LOVED IT! Was going to upload it but MLB video goons, as we've told you, have a major beef with Jim Knox videos on BC so why waste our time uploading it. So some other guy did the deed. This is Screaming Banshee Chick and her Yankees fan ex-husband. They're divorced yet still share season tickets. Not kidding. And of course Knox finds them out of 47,000 fans. JUMP!
Via: A Tulsa Public Schools teacher has been suspended with pay after being arrested as part of a Wagoner County drug bust Tuesday morning. Jennifer Willis, 27, is an eighth grade English teacher and assistant cheerleading coach at East Central Junior High School. She was one of four arrested in Wagoner County on drug charges and one of 18 since Friday. That age is a typo, right? 27? What the f*ck is going on with cheerleading coaches?
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What did we learn last night in the NHL? Don Cherry always has one more ridiculous suit jacket after the one you thought was the most ridiculous. Oh, and that the Boston Bruins couldn't get out of the first round of the playoffs. Tough break, Boston fan. Moving on, it's NFL Draft Day! You're able to watch the draft live on NFL.com so don't bother with Chris Berman & his blowhard cohorts. Big prediction: The Patriots will trade out of the first round. Let's get rolling!
The last time Busted Coverage's star interviewer Joseph Student sat down with a Playboy Playmate he caused drama in Denver via Leola Bell's comments about loving Tebow. The magazine enjoyed our interview so much that BC got a mention in the April issue. Anyway, Student sat down today with Miss May Nikki Leigh & jumped straight into his classic line of questioning. Let's just say that Ms. Leigh begged us to help her meet Blake Griffin. JUMP!
What kind of guy goes out and buys a $25,000 Ford Excursion that's wrapped with the most obscene University of Texas advertising material you'll ever see? Of course every school has those jerkoffs who have to roll into town in some ridiculous truck with those stupid window flags flapping from all four windows. Would it be possible to only fly two UT flags? Nope, gotta have four. Want to be the biggest jerkoff on your Texas block? This is your new ride. JUMP!
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Of course this will now become the biggest bro look in Vegas history. You'll have 40 of these guys at the World Series of Poker. Guarantee you'll see two or three assholes wearing these at the Excalibur 6-5 BJ tables. Our Las Vegas correspondent, @ThirsTSmith, sent a couple photos to us this afternoon of Andrew Luck Jersey Guy throwing the bones at the Bill's craps table. Too early? Not for idiots from the Midwest. JUMP!
It's that time to play a game of 'Guess That MLB Sack,' a challenge to all of you who jersey chasers who think you know your sacks. This sack belongs to a guy whose recent relationship news caused some Internet buzz. That's the girlfriend on the left. They love dogs. He's a third baseman and was one of baseball's golden boys before they turned their attention towards Justin Verlander and Kate Upton. Need more hints? You suck. JUMP!
Nope, this isn't some intern bro from ESPNU interviewing Dagnija Medina of the North Florida University sand volleyball program. It's just some guy who actually uploaded this clip to his YouTube portfolio. Not kidding, you have to see it to believe it. Remember how sand volleyball was supposed to be the next big craze in college sports? Yeah, not happening. Instead, the ladies are being interviewed by Beef for the student TV news channel. JUMP!
Enter the dream scenario world we live in at times. Saints make their 7th round pick and send a giant f-you to King Roger Goodell by filling out the stupid little card with the name Kate Upton, QB. Look, let's all agree that the 4th QB on any roster is the biggest waste of flesh in sports. A team would sign Trent Dilfer to a deal and throw his old ass out to the wolves before they'd put in the 4th QB. Just think of the Kate Upton QB marketing scenario. Endless. JUMP!
Nope, hadn't heard of Coast Carolina's DH Alex Buccilli until last night when his batting stance became all the rage during an ESPN3 broadcast. We all remember great batting stances that helped create Batting Stance Guy and a YouTube revolution. Forget all those stances. You haven't seen a batting stance as crazy as what Alex has for you this morning. Yes, that's an open stance. It's all about rhythm, says the ESPN crew. JUMP!
It's going to be one of those days around here. We're pissed off at MLB and have decided to push the envelope. The MLB goons don't want you watching :40 videos of off-the-field action so we'll go a different route and show you what @RangersGirl36 sent us last night. Yet another #RangersRack submission. That's right, MLB, we're promoting your asses via boobs. You know what gets more buzz than that stupid show with Kevin Millar? Boobs. JUMP!
Since we now know the MLB video goons are reading Busted Coverage on a daily basis, it would be the perfect time to tell you assholes how nice you are for blocking yesterday's Jim Knox video. You do realize that Jim Knox is like your Jerry Seinfeld, right? You do realize Jim Knox doing crazy shit in the stands causes people to watch games. Keeps them hooked through the 8th inning for his Fan of the Game promotion. Right? JUMP!
Must say we don't get too many bank robberies where a superfan goes with a tattoo and corresponding baseball hat. But that's exactly what Red Sox fan pulled off in this robbery. Hispanic bro just doesn't care. Police can use that tattoo to identify him all they want. Gotta catch him first. Look, wearing long sleeves is the obvious play here. Maybe it's a henna. Would this idiot be that smart? Our guess is no. JUMP!
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Donovan McNabb played in only six games for the Minnesota Vikings but gets invited to all the cool parties this offseason. Here he is with Purple Jesus back in March in the Bahamas for a Vikings teammate's wedding. Crushed that? -350 on the crush line. In MLB news, 80 fans tried to throw harder than Jamie Moyer to get free tickets to a Fort Myers Miracle game. All they had to do was throw a 78 mph pitch. BOOM, free tickets. Nope, nobody could. Let's get rolling!
Here's what is hard to figure out with hot chicks. Why don't they call each other out for jumping on NBA bandwagons? Guys would give each other sh*t for years if one of your buddies rooted for the Nets and suddenly became a Mavs fan during the NBA Finals. But hot chicks don't operate in this fashion. It's as if they don't care about loyalty. And it's just understood. Chick code. For example, we now learn that Arianny Celeste has climbed on the Lebron bandwagon. JUMP!
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While Chelsea is officially into the 2012 UEFA Champions League finals, there's still business to settle between Real Madrid & FC Bayern Munich. Bayern holds a 2-1 lead in the first leg of the semifinals match (Wedneday, April 25, 2:45 p.m. ET | Fox Soccer Channel). Cristiano Ronaldo says his team will overcome the one-goal lead. "It's a big game [on Wednesday] and we're going to win it because we're playing in front of our fans," he told reporters. JUMP!
Legend has it that Harry's Banana Farm in Lake Worth, Florida got its name after a kid's ball club wouldn't take money from a bar. So Harry's Open Door was changed to it's current incarnation. Once named one of America's sleaziest bars by Penthouse, as of a few years ago customers were able to get a 60-ounce draft for $6. The place opens for boozers at 7 a.m. and serves your normal bar food. Harry's is also known for its catchy billboards. JUMP!
What exactly do they feed women in the SEC that makes them turn into either an NBA dancer or a boutique owner in a Dallas galleria? And they're all blonde. It's as if the Gods figured that women in the south would be good at three things: Shakin' it for NBA fans, selling fat women clothes they shouldn't be wearing and being hot trophy wives. It's an amazing world God has created. Take Mavs dancer Meghan. She's already an all star at two of the three. JUMP!