This Padres Puker Can’t Handle His Bean Burritos & Draft Beer [VIDEO]

There’s nothing worse than sitting through a Padres game, watching dong shots fall short on the warning track and then puking all over yourself while some guy records it all and throws it on YouTube. From the look of this video Padres fan had a case of the stomach flu this week and couldn’t keep down that veggie burrito and the $5.50 drafts.

Best news for this guy is that he’ll get at least 50k YouTube views for this spew.

Posted: April 24, 2012

Premise of Video: Fast-forward to the 1:00 mark for the spewing. Also, you get solid commentary from the vlogger. And here we’re always making fun of Phillies fan. Vegas would have given you +500 odds on Padres fan being the first YouTube puker of 2012.

Climax of Video: “Lord I was born a ramblin’ maaannn….”

Conclusion: Of course he got to the car and felt fine. Don’t even think you’ve never been there. Blast puke like a water cannon and drinking an hour later. Kinda looks like Tony Romo with that hat on backwards.