You guys act like out of 80 some Rangers games you’re going to get an insane #RangersRack on a daily basis. Isn’t going to happen, assholes. There are days when we have to go with TatRack. She’s not pregnant, just a professional beer slammer. Just look at that one button begging to be unleashed. Thing just blasts off and takes out Jim Knox’s eyeball.
Time for some of you to step up for this #RangersRack project.
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