Want To See How Desperate Major League Baseball Is On Opening Day?

Hey, look at us over here having our third Opening Day! Remember us? Baseball? America’s Pastime? Nope, no Photoshop involved here. This is actually what was tweeted out by the fine folks @MLB. Sense any desperation? They’re only kicking of ‘Opening’ Day on the same day as Tiger Woods tees off at The Masters and the NFL hears Saints bounty appeals. HELL YES, LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. Don’t forget, $10 tickets to Mets games! (via @MLB)