So Real Madrid played Real Betis this weekend and, of course, Madrid won the game thanks to a two-goal day from Cristiano Ronaldo in a 3-2 victory. Blah, blah, blah. Of course we're not going to get into the intricacies of international soccer because you guys have like 3 minutes of jerking off time at work. Let's cut to the chase, C Ron scores a goal and a Betis fan starts grabbing his junk. Suck this, Ronaldo. JUMP!
Via: Daytona Beach police are looking for a man who robbed an adult sex shop at knifepoint early Friday. He also made gestures of stabbing her in the neck and stomach, although the knife didn't touch her, police said. "Give me all your money now," he told the 25-year-old clerk. "Don't make me use this." But when the clerk told him she had called police, he ran out the rear door carrying the adult movies, the store's phone and the knife. Hunch: ran out of Spring Break beer money.
No f-ing excuses. None. Don't even try. An intern's ass is on the chopping block after this disaster on Good Morning America - this morning! How exactly do you go three days without adding an 'h' to Hannah Storm's name during this piece on Manning to the Broncos? We could understand if this was some Middle Eastern expert on Iran's nuclear energy program. In that case, who cares about a forgotten H? Don't even laugh, CBS. We have your stupid ass coming up later this morning.
• Your 2012 NCAA Tournament Bracket - PRINT! • 1st & 2nd round tournament announcing schedule • Dog taking dump during televised agility competition • J.R. Smith fined $25k for tweeting this chick ass pic • T.O. 2nd indoor game includes flipping over boards • Weird Bikini Model Name Of The Day: Moran • Olivia Wilde Birthday Celebration! The boob GIF • Glee actress Heather Morris Phone Hacked (NSFW?)
YAAAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN. Oh, sorry, just reacting to Jay Bilas & his #1 Final Four. This scenario has only happened once (2008) in the modern tournament era (since tourney was expanded to 64 teams in 1985). Plan your bracket accordingly. So the trendy picks are Vanderbilt & Florida State...because they beat #1 seeds on Sunday? Makes total sense to us. (Alert: pick opposite of trends.) Kentucky is our pick. On a limb. Let's get rolling!
The NCAA Tournament selection show was tonight and they announced the number 1 seeds. Kentucky, Syracuse, Michigan State and North Carolina all were selected as those number 1 seeds. Are you looking for all the of the seeding and bracketology? Well Busted Coverage has you covered. We have the south, east, west, and midwest region seeding all for you. Watch the SEC get completely hosed. JUMP!
Well this Ohio State fan is definitely having some fun at the Big 10 Tournament dressed up in full XXXXL jersey, facepaint, and hoop net hat. This is the last game before the selection Sunday show and all of the brackets are set. The Ohio State Buckeyes and the Michigan State Spartans faced off in the final of the Big 10 Tournament tonight for the crown. Tom Izzo got T-ed up for cursing out a referee in this game. JUMP!
Yes, that is the mother of Anthony Davis and yes she is wearing a little white batman style mask. His dad also looks like he is missing some teeth. What can you expect from a Kentucky team? In the last game of the SEC Tournament, the Vanderbilt Commodores took on the Kentucky Wildcats for the crown. It's selection Sunday, so be prepared to see if your team made it into the NCAA Tournament or not. JUMP!
Duke's Quinn Cook drove to the basket against multiple FSU defenders and made an absolutely outstanding basket even though he was fouled. This all went down in the semifinals of the ACC Tournament where the FSU Seminoles took on the Duke Blue Devils. North Carolina fans watched in the crowd to see which team they would play in the ACC championship game. Photos and video after the JUMP!
The University of Kentucky actually paid for this billboard to be put up in New Orleans of Anthony Davis. They said it was done to promote the Big Blue Nation for the SEC Tournament and the NCAA Tournament. The Florida Gators took on the Kentucky Wildcats in the semifinal of the SEC Tournament today and Casey Prather of the Gators just slammed a dunk right in a Kentucky's player's grill. JUMP!
Mark Teixeira must be a little angry that Sean Payton leased his house for a year and then went and bought this gigantic pad in the Vaquero subdivision in Westlake, Texas. Let this be a lesson, Tex. You didn't have a disco room in your house. Payton moved a few streets away and now has 7,700 sq. ft. of rock walls, Mediterranean stylings and a room with chalkboard walls. JUMP!
Ever wondered what would happen to a guy who took an Aussie Rules Football to the face? This happened tonight in Australia during a match featuring West Coast vs St Kilda. As you'll see, bro on the ground went for what the locals call a 'smother.' It's like blocking a punt. Except these guys are going in face-first without a helmet. Guess who got knocked the #$*@ out? Yep, this guy. JUMP!
• Florida State Pole Dancer Championships! • Must-see: Ass on chick wearing Kobe jersey • The weirdest John Wooden statue - EVER! • Spanish U-21 players webcam with porn stars • Sexy Women of International Beach Volleyball • See: Kardashian in her car; guy on Hoveround • Vince Neil on red carpet with strippers • Daryl Johnston endorses Craig James in TX
BC reader Jason, at LSU-Shreveport, checked in last night. "Saw this during a timeout of the Cincinnati upset over Syracuse... And he is #25." See what happens during March Madness? People start watching college basketball. Rakeem Christmas has started ALL but one game this season. Sidenote: he was born December 1, 1991. In NFL news this morning, the Colts are now an expansion team. Here are the roster casualties. Let's get rolling!
A couple weeks ago BC told you how we teamed with the fine folks at Guinness to help set a Guinness World Records title for ‘The Largest St. Patrick’s Day Celebration’ ever. How is that going to happen? Simple, you follow the steps and you might be drinking (responsibly) in Ireland for St. Patrick's Day. Want to drink Guinness in Dublin on St. Patrick's Day? For FREE? Here's your chance. JUMP!
Someone please make it end. This tournament week just can't end fast enough for the ESPN Intern Department. We were asked on Twitter why we keep saying ESPN is firing interns over these f-ups. Well, because these errors couldn't possibly be made by competent employees. There are still plenty of games to go. Have your eyes open and when you send us ESPN fails, make sure to use the 'large' function on your iPhone: firstname.lastname@example.org
If you're following the race for the Republican presidential nomination, then we've got big news for you. San Diego Chargers quarterback and country bumpkin Philip Rivers has endorsed conservative Rick Santorum. Its seems like Santorum's warm embrace of Christian values is right up Phil's alley. The endorsement also confirmed something we were long suspicious of -- Rivers is out of his mind. JUMP!
We thought it was a prerequisite for world-class soccer players to have model girlfriends. Well, Atalanta winger Ezequiel Schelotto just thumbed his nose at the rules. He broke up with his model girlfriend, Mariana Diarco, but get a load of the reason why. His family deemed her "too sexy." Apparently, they were just tired of seeing her naked body everywhere. Well, they can go to hell. We like her naked body.JUMP!
• Rihanna gets sexy and strips for Armani • Katrina Bowden bikini top is spectacular • 'Spring Breakers' has guns and butt cheeks now • Time for another edition of #FriskyFriday! • Camera + Mirror - Clothes = WIN • Mathilde Frachon could be my French Maid any day • Aishwarya Rai is an excellent Bollywood babe • Victoria Lee, Australian model, is an up and comer
Would Jeremy Lin, compared by many as the Tim Tebow of the NBA for his Christian beliefs and ability to bring Skip Bayless to his knees, be in a nightclub with his Knicks teammates? Here's what we know about this photo that is starting to make its rounds on the Internet: that's Landry Fields (upper right) and Jared Jeffries in the Marines shirt. As for the two guys hanging with the white chicks? JUMP!
Vancouver police want the locals to know they're still looking for the punks who destroyed the city after the Canucks lost to Boston in the 2011 Stanley Cup. The fuzz has gone to the extreme of creating posters (70,000 posters) that are now being handed out around Vancouver. Not certain, but this might be a North American first. Vancouver won't rest until these bros are brought to justice. JUMP!
King's College, situated in Wilkes-Barre, Pa., has a women's Division III Sweet 16 game at 5 p.m. in Amherst, Mass. Meanwhile, in Cancun, one of the school's all-time leading scorers will be enjoying sun & whatever else kids do on spring break. Paige Carlin might have drained 1,000 career points at King's, but she chose to leave the team after Saturday's game and hit the Gulf of Mexico beaches. Sweet 16 with teammates vs. spring break? Who you got? JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
The one area where Michael Jordan has been solid in his GM duties for the Charlotte Bobcats has been in the dancer department. What, he's not in charge of hiring dancers? Um, he should be claiming responsibility because the basketball team he puts on the court is horrid - 5-32. The only good news at a Bobcats game? You get to see Lindsay shake it during timeouts. Otherwise, this basketball outpost is a giant waste of time. JUMP!
So, there is an update to our story this morning on the Brett Favre Twitter account story. This is going to confuse many of you. Stick with us. Brett Favre's media coordinators want you to know that someone hacked @BrettFavre4 on Sunday night. The account prior to March 5 was legitimately Brett Favre. Everything since March 5 is the work of the hacker. Full statement - JUMP!
An in-progress, greatest Internet troll of all-time nominee, was ended abruptly last night. You see, someone actually talked Twitter into verifying the @BrettFavre4 account. The legitimized it to us, fellow bloggers and even Randy Moss who exchanged tweets with the fake Brett last night. Even mainstream outlets fell for it. Something said in the Moss tweets eventually brought down the fake account. It was just too damn good to be true. JUMP!
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Via: In a questionnaire given to those arrested on suspicion of DUI, O'Shea later admitted he was drinking, saying he had three beers. At the time of his arrest, he said he was driving from the Siesta beach parking lot to a friend's house. He also said he spent the morning "playing baseball" at Twin Lakes Park. He listed the Orioles as his employer. Yep, cops pulled him over at 4:23 p.m. Nope, Eddie George wasn't randomly in his passenger seat. That was another Siesta DUI.
• Black porn star is a HUGE Duke, Coach K fan • D.C. radio bro calls Bryce Harper a 'douchebag' • Douchebags: Philip Rivers endorses Rick Santorum • Selection Sunday Drinking Game • University of Arizona Pi Phi Bikini Time: Cassie • Get Your Hot Asian Bikini Fix Friday: Natasha Yi • Polish Lingerie Model You Should Know: Natalia • WTF, Old Man: Old douchebag wearing pants on head
At this point next week ESPN will need like 40-50 interns to replace all those fired this week over lazy errors during conference tourney action. Sure, the WWL has hundreds of thousands of minutes of coverage in a year, which will result in logo errors. You see, SDSU has a jackrabbit logo. Like these. Anyway, in MLB news, you have to see the fortune Indians manager Manny Acta got at P.F. Chang's. Let's get rolling!
BC can preach to ESPN staffers until we're red in the face about getting some rest before conference tourney Thursday. 49 f-ing games today. Of course ESPN was going to f-up along the way, but this garbage is just so blatant there should be an intern packing his backpack over this one. Lucky for us, BC reader Travis was watching and reported: ESPN needs to fire their intern. SMH. Shaking our heads indeed, Travis. NOT EVEN THE RIGHT CONFERENCE! SHAPE UP!
USA! USA! USA! If you really want to stick it to someone who's Hispanic or, we presume, some other nationality, you should just break out the USA chant. Why? Well, all the kids are doing it. It's hip. It's cool. It's the thing to do! Actually, we're just kidding. It's probably not the thing to do. In fact, it's probably totally idiotic. Some kids in San Antonio did it anyway after their predominantly-white high school beat a predominantly-Hispanic high school in hoops. Now they're in real trouble.
The Rock has a new place to call home in Miami. He picked up the former home of Miami Dolphins tackle Vernon Carey for a cool $3.45 million. Not bad for a six-bedroom, six-bath joint with a resort-style pool and a home theater room with a ticket booth. That's right people! A ticket booth! You gotta have that ticket booth in your pad, yo! Here's a look inside The Rock's new digs, if you smell what we're cookin'. JUMP!
• Minka Kelly even looks gorgeous in sweats • Looks like Reese Witherspoon is pregnant • Candice Swanepoel unleashes her bikini curves • Mena Suvari & Tara Reid at their movie premier • Amanda Seyfried and Josh Hartnett were hooking up • 60 best natural breasts for International Women's Day • Miranda Kerr does a Japanese Lipton Limone ad • Natalia Siwiec is a lingerie model you should know about
So the Jon guy who served Peyton Manning at the Angus Barn in Raleigh and then uploaded it to the Internet has been fired. You might remember yesterday where we figured out that Peyton left Jon a 45% tip. Well, the lady who runs the fine dining restaurant was not happy at Jon putting the photo on the Internet. Yep, she fired him. JUMP!
Ever watched 'America's Next Top Model?' Yeah, same here. Would you watch 'America's Next Top Sideline Reporter?' Yeah, same here. We'd be glued to our TV as Lingerie Football League sideline reporter Lauren Gardner battles with sideline reporter Britt McHenry in halftime interviews with angry football coaches. Could you imagine Laura McKeeman battling Amanda Pflugrad over the use of busted coverage in a sentence. Guys, this needs to happen. JUMP!