Someone needs to end this Martina Navratilova disaster on Dancing With The Stars. Look, she doesn’t want to be dancing with ‘Tony’ or whatever they call this Russian heartthrob. You throw Martina’s ass on the floor with Kim Johnson & the tennis legend is going HAM, just grinding all over Kim’s ass. Sad. In NBA news, the Knicks are .500! The bad news: Stoudemire is out indefinitely. In Final Four news, fans are paying $900 to stay in the French Quarter! Let’s get rolling!