Phillies Fan Sporting Serious Case Of Upper Swamp Ass [Morning Twitpic]

Still trying to figure out if this Phillies bro wet shat himself or if this was just a case of being a moron and sitting on wet outfield grass during yesterday’s Yankees game. Yes, this is the kind of sh*t that mesmerizes us on a Friday before hitting Happy Hour. In March Madness news, kudos for Indiana. Why? Because they have the balls to push the basketball up and down against Kentucky. Might have lost, 102-90, but still deserves our appreciation. Let’s get rolling!