Relax, everyone, Vince Wilfork won't drown in that blue water in the Bahamas. This guy is like Michael Phelps in the body of an NFL defensive tackle. Just blasting through the water scaring the sh*t out of fish who've never seen a black guy this big - EVER. That is 323+ pounds swimming around in a lagoon. Little kids on Spring Break just scrambling to get out of Shamu's way (yes, we wouldn't say it to his face). JUMP!
It's no wonder we're losing our asses to the Chinese. When guys like Preston Bailey III have their drug business dreams ruined by cops it's a bad day for college students who try to get ahead by slinging some pot. What makes this story even better is that Preston was a college football player. How did he get the money to start his drug bidness? JUMP!
• Hottest Chick On Fox Soccer's Payroll: Margo • Fun: Blake Griffin dropping this 'F-BOMB' • Ryan Howard addresses grocery store pic • Former Basketballer Elsa Hosk In Lingerie! • Anna Kournikova's new Russian mag photos • 30 Greatest SI Swimsuit Outtakes • Asian Poon For Jeremy Lin: Miko84 • Russell Simmons Has A New White Chick!
Don't worry, ESPN intern guy, hardly any East Coast asshole screencappers were still awake for this one. Should fly under the radar most of the day. (via @NickName54) You know what hurts for the Dallas Mavericks? You hold Kobe to 4-of-15 from the field and get 7 turnovers from him and still lose, 96-91. In NFL news, it's meat market day in Indy. You'll be able to start watching the events on your computer starting Sat. with these cameras. Let's get rolling!
You know what's respectable with this Jim Harbaugh guy? He's not against working his ass off during the off-season by picking up some cash as a student manager at Indiana men's basketball games. Wait, what was Harbaugh doing carrying chairs during timeouts at tonight's blowout of North Carolina Central? No biggie, Tom Crean is his brother-in-law and Jim is in town for tomorrow's combine. JUMP!
FORT MYERS, FLORIDA: It's Day 3 of Busted Coverage's Gronk-watch and instead of sitting by the pool and getting kissed by local chicks, today the Patriots tight end stopped into Red Sox training camp to bro out. Good news for the ladies: this was at 1:22 p.m. JUMP!
We're working with Guinness (the beer) to help set a Guinness World Record for The Largest St. Patrick’s Day Celebration ever. Ever wanted to be in Dublin for the official St. Patrick's Day after party? You can thanks to the ultimate Guinness sweepstakes. Someone is going to Ireland to drink. It might as well be you. Contest details - JUMP!
• Lea Michele is an attention whore • Kate Beckinsale looking gorgeous as usual • Hotness Alert: ALL women should know how to do this • Kim Kardashian diet pills didn't work? GTFO • Nina Agdal can do no wrong, absolutely stunning • It's hump day, let's celebrate with these butts • Wow, Mayra Suarez is extremely adorable • Hot amateur girls doing what they do best
Texas Rangers pitcher Derek Holland continues to claim the mantle as the weirdest dude in baseball. We're not sure if he still has the pederast mustache, but he's now driving something that will probably kill him before spring training is over -- a dune buggy. He doesn't just drive it off road, though. He also drives it to spring training, which is pretty much a totally Derek Holland thing to do. Check it!
Yes, this is a post about Paula Creamer all blingy at the HSBC Tournament player's party tonight in Singapore. But stop for a second and take notice that Michelle Wie is quickly rising up our radar thanks to tight tops like this at player's parties. Sure, it's cool and all that Paula Creamer is wearing enough jewelry to bring Allen Iverson to tears, but HOLY SH*T...Michelle Wie...JUMP!
Get ready to be terrified. The the jowly Don Zimmer bear is a reality. We're serious. The Tampa Bay Rays will be giving away a promotional item to fans in June known as the Zim Bear. It's half teddy bear, half Don Zimmer and all creepy as hell. Here's a look at the Zim Bear and one alternative fan promotion involving Zimmer that we just know would bring the fans to the park and not scare children. Check it!
Welcome to our new series here on Busted Coverage called 'Athletes: You Should Be Dating...' Yes, it's a long-ish title, but we're trying to spell this out for jocks who can't really decipher big words or phrases. The goal is simple: take single Brazilian (or another country of origin) and play matchmaker with U.S. athletes looking for the most beautiful potential WAGs in the world. Today we offer up Julia Pereira. JUMP!
Not sure what finally made Nomar Garciaparra unload his Whittier, California childhood home, but it's on the market and can be all yours for only $595,000. Documents show that Nomar & Mia Hamm took ownership of the one-story house in 2010. His father bought it for $44,500 in 1976. Will your kid eventually hit .300 and drive in 120 if he sleeps in Nomar's room? Of course not. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
Yes, Brady Quinn's elbow didn't make it through our Photoshop process. Kinda in a hurry this morning and figured you heteros aren't even looking at the elbow. So by now all of us know that Brady Quinn had some not so nice things to say about Tim Tebow in a GQ article released yesterday as the world was just turning its focus to the Asian. And that was all it took to awaken Tebow Nation on Twitter. JUMP!
This is the big video of the morning across the Internets because (a.) it happened a few miles from Manhattan and (b.) it's Seton Hall, also known as bro central. But we're focusing more on who the guy is that's getting plowed by security guards after the Knights knocked off #9 Georgetown. That would be a red sweatshirt. From our fuzzy memory of Seton Hall, can't remember red being in that school's colors. JUMP!
At least we know Warren Moon's ex-wife is a good time. Word out of Houston this week is that Felicia Moon was arrested Monday night at a rodeo trail camp for some sort of sex act with this James Thomas cat. Yes, at a trail camp. Supposedly there are people who actually act like cowboys ahead of the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo by riding horses and setting up camps. Nothing like some trail camp head! JUMP!
• New favorite sport: Dwarf Bullfighting • Hottest Sports Chick At Phillies Spring Training • Fanboy Freakout: Kate Upton trying to leave LAX • George Lucas' daughter wins MMA fight; 4-1 • Melissa Giraldo Is Columbian & In Many Bikinis • Who wants more bikini shots of Miss Finland? Go! • Hottest Implant Sideboob Of The Day: Rachelle • News Video: Grandson lifts car off grandpa's face
Kudos to the Binghamton Bearcats for finally getting a win this basketball season. Now 1-26 after beating Vermont, 57-53, Binghamton should expect its 344th RPI ranking to adjust accordingly. Since it's a slow Wednesday morning, you should enjoy Bam Margera being arrested at Mardi Gras. The reason? Something about swimming in a pool with his clothes on. As for tomorrow night's Heat-Knicks game in Miami, $135 gets you a seat. Let's get rolling!
Yep, we were duped yesterday on the Terry Francona story. I've been at this gig since October 2007 and yesterday's story, based on what we now know is a phony tipster, is the first time in the history of BC that we were deceived to such a level. I reported that the photos that were sent to us were 'allegedly' Terry's girlfriend. Nope. Then we were sent photos of the chick you see here and told maybe this was his girlfriend. Nope. JUMP!
• Miss Finland Sara Chafak bikini pics • Kim Kardashian shows her big ass off in Miami • JWoww honors America's Presidents, sexily • Julia Lescova may have the hottest place • Kelly Brook drops some stylish cleavage • Megan Fox in a ini-tini-bikini • Arianny Celeste hits the beach and looking good at it • The lovely (and flashy) girls of Mardi Gras
Former major leaguer and injury risk Eric Davis is dumping his Los Angeles home, presumably because he's spending most of his time in Cincinnati. The two-time All Star, who made his name with the Reds, now works in the team's front office, so he probably has no need for this pad anymore. It can be all yours for a little over $2 million and it comes with a basketball court. Or at least half of one. Check it!
It was nearly a storybook finish... until stupidity took over. Down by three with four seconds left, Minnesota Timberwolves guard Martell Webster steals the inbounds pass, races down court and... goes directly in for an awesome dunk! Timberwolves lose. We've got the video, which showcases not only the stupidity of the play, but also the reactions that followed. Let's just say, we weren't the only ones dumbfounded. Check it!
Yesterday, we warned all you Floridians to be on alert because Captain Stabbin' Gronkowski was unleashed in one of your beach cities. Today we've learned that he has turned his attention to the chicks and they seem to be smitten by his 'bro' antics whether it be by the pool bar or at this bar where he's getting a drunken kiss. Just look at those eyes. Suck it, Rodney Harrison. JUMP!
Can't remember the exact night last week, but we told you that it seemed Playboy Playmate Jaime Edmondson was dating dreamy Rays 3B Evan Longoria. And now Tampa media is asking him about it at Spring Training. "It's been a secret for long enough; it's not really been a secret, but nobody has asked about it. We are dating.'' And there you have it. In Europe, this kind of news would send the tabloids into a frenzy. In Tampa, it makes a barely trafficked blog. Ho-hum.
Here's a real estate situation that could get ugly in Gainesville, Florida. The Internet is buzzing today over the listing of Urban Meyer's $1.7mm (asking) house and house there is a massive sectional couch in that massive house. But the real focus should be whether Urban will get blackballed because he retired and then left for Ohio State a year later. Would rich Gators' fans conspire and not buy this house? It is real pretty. JUMP!
This one comes to us via our old friend Mo Egger at ESPN 1530 (visit his blog) in Cincinnati who had the DVR rolling for Xavier-Dayton over the weekend when this happened. It's James Bates providing the play-by-play. He's ready to break down this contest with Steve Wolf. Cameras are rolling. And then James takes a tumble as his stool is flattened like a pancake. JUMP!
We continue to say it. There isn't a strip club in America that 'gets it' like the minds behind Rick's Cabaret in Manhattan. You know how many strip clubs send us press releases about their dancers and pop culture topics? 1. Rick's. That's because Lonnie Hanover continues to understand men, their sports interests and their interest in strippers. Take a Jeremy Lin jersey, put it on an Asian stripper & you have buzz. Brilliant. JUMP!
The big news yesterday in Costa Rica was that while Tom Brady was busy building a beach campfire, his wife Gisele was directing a beach photoshoot with Wes Welker & his future wife Anna Burns. You might remember Gisele - post-Super Bowl - wasn't exactly a big fan of Welker's & N.E. WR's catching ability in Indy. From the look of these photos out today, it seems everyone has buried the hatchet. JUMP!
Of course this didn't get much play on the Internet yesterday because most bloggers aren't really paying attention to Phoenix Suns' postgame show videos. This happened Sunday after the Suns beat the Lakers as the locals were celebrating their 13th win of the shortened season. Lakers fan, being his normal d-bag self, thought it would be cool to drape homey in his #24 jersey. Wrong move, bro. JUMP!
YES, YES, YES, YES, this happened in Gainesville, Florida. Yes, someone in Ohio will trump this idiot by Friday morning. Yes, his wheelchair got stuck in the sand after he stole a 12-pack and electrical tape. Yes, he was wearing a Florida Gators hat and Gators sweatshirt. We're still waiting for the surveillance video to be released because this story might be one of our all-time favorite Cuff 'Ems. JUMP!
• Dude, Your Arm: Gymnast snaps limb in half • Pitt guard started selling drugs in 5th grade! • Alabama Photobomb Guy Invades MSG last night • Roy Halladay's gangsta Spring Training ride • DWTS' Carrie Ann Inaba's giant ass on vacation • Hottest 19-YR-old You'll See Today - Kayla McQuay • Bro fights Disney cops and gets pepper sprayed
That's Jose Canseco and his on again girlfriend Leila Shennib who filed a restraining order on his ass last summer. It must be love because Leila is in Cancun with Jose. Guess they've patched things up since this NY Daily News story in August '11. (via @josecanseco) As for what else is hot this morning, last night Deron Williams dropped 38 on Jeremy Lin and the Knicks went 5-of-21 from 3-point range in the 100-92 loss. It was only the Nets 10th win. Let's get rolling!
Tonight we take you to the world of regional MMA, which isn't much different than regular MMA, except body parts are coming off people's bodies. Kenneth Crowder delivered an elbow so vicious it ripped his opponent, Shane Tyner's ear right off. Seriously. You can see it laying right there on the mat. David Cronenberg couldn't have scripted it much better. Here's the video. Don't watch it while eating. JUMP!
Minnesota Timberwolves guard Ricky Rubio has game, but that doesn't mean he gets a pass from rookie hazing. No, the Spaniard gets the same treatment as all first-year players. Thanks to veteran center Brad Miller, Rubio will be sporting a Justin Bieber backpack off the court for the remainder of the season. It's a sweet little number too... if you're a 10-year-old girl. We fully endorse Miller's choice. Check it!
• Jeremy Lin baby photos released! • Bar Refaeli's insane ass in tennis outfit • Brady-Welker & the broads vacationing! • LOOK! Rex Chapman's sorta racist Lin tweet • Megan Fox's giant rack on vacation in Hawaii • Miss Finland 2012 is in Miami, in bikini • May We Motorboat, Please: Salma Hayek • Jorgie Porter Needs To Be On U.S. TV - NOW!