Big news out of Fort Worth, Texas today is that 17 drug dealers have been rounded up on the ‘Christian’ campus, including four from the football team. C’mon, boys, you know that’s how they’re supposed to roll at schools like Ohio State and Miami. Now you Christians get in on the dope trade? Trying to wrap our heads around that one. Of the 4 Horned Frogs popped, our favorite has to be linebacker Tanner Brock.
Just look at that Facebook page. Those quotes are great, right?
Seventeen TCU students, including four football players who are accused of selling marijuana to other players, have been arrested after a six-month investigation by Fort Worth and TCU police, university officials said Wednesday.
“All of those arrested are drug dealers,” TCU Police Chief Steven McGee said at a morning news conference.
The four players arrested are linebacker Tanner Brock; defensive lineman D.J. Yendry; offensive tackle Tyler Horn; and cornerback Devin Johnson, according to documents released Wednesday morning.
Brock, who missed the 2011 season with an injury, was the team’s leading tackler in the 13-0 2010 season that ended with a Rose Bowl victory.
Woah, all of those arrested are drug dealers? You mean this Christian Tanner Brock was slinging? Gotta be a setup. Who’s his father? Gotta have a primo lawyer lined up to bust the prosecutor’s ass on this one, right?
Everyone is innocent until proven guilty, but Tanner was rolling with a pitbull inside that alleged drug house. Again, not that the kind of dog someone owns means anything.