Washington Capitals forward Alexander Ovechkin has some new digs. Ovechkin dropped $4.2 million on a home in McLean, Virginia earlier this month.
The pad was listed for $4,395,000, so Ovechkin did a little wheeling and dealing for his new lair. Unfortunately, we’re not terribly impressed. Yeah, the place is big, but it doesn’t really have any of the stupid amenities most athlete homes have.
Like, where’s the built-in hockey rink or the gigantic pool? You read that right. This joint doesn’t even seem to have a pool. How the hell are you supposed to wow the Russian ladies into orgies without a pool, Ovi!? Think a little, bro!
Ovechkin’s ho-hum Virginia joint details:
- 11,000 square feet
- 3 levels
- 5 bedrooms
- 7.5 baths
- Rec room with fireplace
- Spiral staircase
- Large kitchen with granite counters
- First-floor balcony
- Wooden deck
Sale price: $4,275,000