Gina Carano hasn't stepped into the octagon in two years and it doesn't look like she will be anytime soon, either. That doesn't mean she hasn't been busy. Carano is doing her best to become an action star. She'll star in the Steven Soderbergh flick Haywire, which opens later this month. She also stripped down for GQ and let's just say, she's kept in shape. Here are the photos and the lowdown on Carano. Check it!
Are you an Ohio State fan and a fan of Kate Upton? This might be rough for you to swallow. You probably knew that Kate was born in St. Joseph, Michigan and you might have known her to Twitter cheer for the Wolverines but there has never been a photo of Upton in Michigan gear until now. Here she is this morning in Miami on the way to a bikini shoot, just chilling in this limo. Of course sex with her is still on the table. You don't think we're that big of an Ohio State fan, do you? JUMP!
• Cintia Dicker loves showing off her ginger body • Yvonne Strahovski: Getting naked for Sobe • LeAnn Rimes looks lovely in a bikini in Maui • Selena Gomez is a teenage gold digger • Seems like Rosie Huntington really enjoys Miami • Smokesmash: Jessica, Penn St. vs Kristin, Syracuse • Jaime Bergman is a blonde that hates clothes • Looking at AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini is awesome
Tiger Woods' ex wife Elin Nordegren is happily spending the golfer's money and apparently doing so on really dumb things. After buying a six bedroom, eight bath mansion in Florida last March, she decided to demolish the thing rather than move into it. Nordegren had a crew tear the joint down so she can build her dream home where the old joint used to stand. Seems like a totally reasonable thing to do to us. Check it!
So you see #34 in white. That's Cole Vanderbilt. Looks to be a center on the Connell High School (WA) basketball team. The kid is getting destroyed across America today (front of Yahoo!) for his antics in a December 22 game against some dorkwads from Highland H.S. How crazy have things gotten today? There's a Facebook page floating around that has phone numbers for Cole and his thug teammate who took part in a couple rough foul calls. You make the call - JUMP!
For those of us who grew up a fan of the Cincinnati Bengals, life was tough. You try moving away after college, walking into a Pennsylvania bar and asking the gruff guy serving drafts if he could switch a TV to the Bengals game. "Bengals fan?," a dirty local interjected in amazement. "I've never met a Bengals fan in real life," he continued. That was like 2002. They won twice that year. So imagine how it feels to have Andy Dalton right now. The guy is married & has a cute dog. JUMP!
The Charlotte Observer is still trying to clear itself of the Baron Davis 'herniated dick' error in yesterday's newspaper, actually running a correction in today's edition. Old newspaper people act like errors don't occur. Us Internet people love the errors and embrace them. We build lists such as the '32 Great Moments In Newspaper & Internet Sports Erros & Fails.' We're able to laugh about Cougars Lick Beavers or Gay succumbs to Dix. Can't laugh? Go back to your NY Times. JUMP!
First of all, this is a sports-related story on LeAnn Rimes in a bikini because she's playing beach football and in a bikini. Instant blog post. Of course there will be some of you morons who get pissed because you want more Tim Howard goals or stupid tweets from Desmond Howard. But we must address this mess. Let this be a lesson to all of you child country music stars out there who think Jonesing up & going from small B to small D is a good choice. It's not. JUMP!
We've lightened up this shot of what we believe to be LSU football players in a Bourbon Street live sex shop last night so you can judge for yourself how the players are spending their time in New Orleans. Look, they're 18 so we could care less what the hell they're up to in that city. So they want to see some titty and chicks swinging from poles. Meanwhile the Internet is going nuts over the thought of black dudes wanting to see some 'tang. Jesus Christ! JUMP!
So you might have heard that U.S. national team goalie Tim Howard scored a 100-yard goal for Everton last night in a match against Bolton. We're no experts on the Premiere League so let's just cut to the chase on this one. The celebration. Just Tim Howard taking a soccer ball and smashing it in the face of his opposing goalie. Pretty much just taking his balls and teabagging his opponent into submission. Balls on the chin. Pointing fingers. Taunting. JUMP!
Via First Coast News (Jacksonville): State alcohol agents arrested a Jacksonville man who they said was selling moonshine from a barbecue stand on Beaver Street the morning of the Gator Bowl game. One agent purchased a shot of vodka and another purchased a shot of moonshine. Agent Dianne Stanley asked for Grey Goose vodka and was advised by the suspect it was moonshine, according to a Jacksonville Sheriff's Office. Yeah, but how was the BBQ? Any good?
• Oklahoma State Cheerleaders Skiing Update! • 25 Crazy Ass Names In College Basketball '11-'12 • YES! Cheerleaders of the 2012 NFL Playoff Teams • UGA Kappa Delta turned lingerie model time • Because He Can: ARod takes Torrie Wilson shopping • Vanessa Hudgens assuming the position with BF • BOOBS! Amy Childs' Loaded Bikini Outtakes To Peruse • Chinese vs. Blacks in New Year's restaurant mayhem
Of course these morons were getting destroyed on Twitter last night over that rogue apostrophe. Just think of the hours it took to create this masterpiece. Cut them some slack. 81.6% of West Virginians finish high school, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. The national average is 84.6%. In other football news, the NY Giants are getting 75% of the betting action against the Falcons. Line is -3 & hasn't moved. Remember how Vegas keeps lights on. Let's get rolling!
Nice sign, smartass. Let's see you shove that in the face of a drunken West Virginia fan without getting your South Carolina ass curb stomped. Oh, and it's 49-20 at half and counting. Look, it never fails that some bro thinks it's a good idea to talk shit in the stands and then when push comes to shove, we end up surfing YouTube in the morning and his face is a bloody mess. Not that we encourage violence, but this guy is obviously encouraging an ass kicking. Stay tuned. (via @DeadlySinNo8)
This guy thinks wearing the "Clemson Grandparent" shirt and writing ESPN on his arm makes him the life of the party. It doesn't but nice neck beard man. The Clemson Tigers and the West Virginia Mountaineers faced off in Miami for the Discover Orange Bowl. Basically, the entire crowd was filled with rednecks in stupid outfits. On the field, a WVU running back was tackled and did a flip to keep his footing. Video after the JUMP!
While the douchebags at Around the Horn are debating whether Mark Cuban is right about the NBA being jerkoffs for not scheduling them into Washington D.C. to visit the Prez, we were investigating reports of Mark in Miami for New Year's. What we know is that Cuban was hammered (or just looked that way) at Wet Bar Miami, according to those in attendance, including a Notre Dame nose tackle. Frosted Flakes shirt on New Year's for a 53-year-old-man? Ok. JUMP!
• Irina Shayk will never pose for Playboy, a sad day • Lily Aldridge: She has a perfect booty • Lauren Sanchez in a bikini, FTW • Rachel McAdams goes blonde for Glamour • Julianne Hough bikini candids are fantastic • Julianne Hough's modeling pics are just as great • Go big or go home with these lovely women • Amateur overload, JKoot is very jealous
It's the typo that is causing lots of LOLs around the basketball and newspaper world as the Charlotte Observer seemed to have some deadline issues with this morning's sports page. Of course newspaper/media insider Jim Romenesko went searching for answers. A sports editor tried to explain how a copy editor went to correct the disc spelling to disk and instead ended up with dick. Ahh, old media, so embarrassed by a random 'dick' in the newspaper (via @RosinskiBill)
Sammy Knight did pretty damn well for himself over an 11-year NFL career. The guy went from being undrafted in 1997 to having a long career that inlcuded 42 INTs and a Pro Bowl selection in 2001. He also made some coin. But now a USC assistant coach, Sam is looking to unload his Texas house in the affluent Woodlands neighborhood. The main highlights: the insane pool and those fountains in the kiddie pool. So damn cool. JUMP!
Floyd Mayweather Jr. is going to jail for 90 days pretty soon so he has a few things to get off his chest today. Minutes ago he started tweeting his winning gambling tickets from NFL and college football including this insane, $400,000 bet on the 49ers at Seattle on Christmas Eve. You might remember how San Fran escaped with a 19-17 win. The line, as you can see, was -1.5 for a cool $347,826 casher. Wait until you see how much he put on Purdue. JUMP!
At this point it's nearly impossible to keep track of what WWE Diva is dating professional athletes. Out of the blue we learn that Torrie Wilson is taking A-Rod to meet her family in Boise. Cloon-dog is parading Keibler around the world. Now we find out that Kelly Kelly is dating the Dallas Stars defenseman Sheldon Souray, via a New Year's party with fellow Stars' WAGs. This guy scores 250+ points in the NHL and lands Kelly Kelly. Strange world, indeed. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. firstname.lastname@example.org
It's hard to believe it took this long for a video of a Rangers fan getting knocked the f*ck out at the Winter Classic to surface. Thanks to the bros at Barstool we get a look at a solid ass stomping outside Geno's where Rangers fans probably shouldn't have been in line for cheesesteaks. Look, you're extra stupid if you are wearing a Rangers sweater in this neighborhood. Never been? Wear a Rangers jersey into this neighborhood and report back. It's not pretty. JUMP!
Of course you remember the consumer-generated 2011 DORITOS Super Bowl commercial where a hungry pug destroys a front door to get some spicy nacho chips. The YouTube video of the spot is nearing the 4-million play mark and is a BC favorite. DORITOS is back for the 2012 Super Bowl and needs you to help pick one of the two fan-made finalist ads that will air during the Super Bowl. Don't worry, DORITOS has something for you, too. For every 100,000 votes, somebody is going to win $10,000, up to a maximum of $100,000. VOTE NOW and enter for a chance to win some cash! JUMP!
Yesterday we saw this video of Houston interim head coach Tony Levine at his Ticket City Bowl press conference and thought it would be mean to make fun of his daughter Willa for picking her nose. But then cooler heads prevailed and we figured Willa would appreciate us down the road. Look, no shame in Willa pulling that log out of her nostril. No shame in eating it. You probably ate boogers at that age. Looks like a noodle, time to munch. Get some! JUMP!
Via the Post-Dispatch: A robber stole an undisclosed amount of money today from a Pulaski Bank at 900 Olive Street in the area's first bank robbery of 2012. Surveillance cameras captured the suspect, a black man who appeared to be in his late 30s or early 40s and between 5 feet 9 inches and 5 feet 11 inches tall. Not noted: dude will likely be walking the streets and be color coordinated. This is our year. Afraid to turn in your homeboy? We aren't: email@example.com
• Comcast NFL Playoffs TV Guide Fail: G.B. at Philly • Dear, God: Caroline Wozniacki on Dancing W/The Stars? • Bama & LSU already printing BCS champion shirts • Dude from Harry Potter's POA GF in a bikini • PHOTOS: Inside Playboy's New Year's Party • 20 Photos Of Denise Milani On Her Back! • Jennifer Ellison will get your fat ass in shape in '12 • Check out the f*cking brow on this douchebag
Bars in Colorado only have a few more days to debut creative Tebow marketing schemes before the Steelers come to town and destroy Baby Jesus. The Broncos are 9-point home dogs and that line is rising fast. Kudos to the Sporting News Grill in Frisco (beautiful place, by the way). What else this morning? Would the Jets go after Peyton Manning? And finally, guess how NFL favorites faired against the spread in '11? 116-128-10. Let's get rolling!
This one is for our boss in NYC, Coed's BryJax. He has deep ties to the University of Texas, went to school there and never fails to mention how awesome UT is. So he's going to wake up tomorrow morning, cruise Busted and see how a UT fan was the mastermind behind yesterday's Pedobear costume at the Ticket City Bowl featuring Penn State. Nothing turns a meaningless bowl game into an Internet legend like a Pedobear posing with the locals. JUMP!
I'm not sure if these Virginia Tech Hokies fans wanted to go to the Sugar Bowl or a Gwar concert but they made it to the Sugar Bowl against the Michigan Wolverines. Erin Andrews showed up to the game and so did these three overweight girls dressed in I don't know what outfits. We all wonder if power VT blogger TheKeyPlay will survive his trip to the Sugar Bowl. If you spot him in the crowd, I will buy you a beer. JUMP!
While Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo is off being his controversial self, saying La Liga is a superior league to the English Premier League, is fiancee, model Irina Shayk is doing God's work. Shayk stripped down for the February issue of Esquire UK and they've leaked some photos. Naturally, we gobbled them up and gathered them right here for you. Here's Irina in all her glory and the latest on the world's best goal scorer. Check it!
We've got another dude getting their favorite player's mug inked permanently onto their own body. This time, Buffalo Bills receiver Stevie Johnson is the object of affection. Johnson took a little time to hang with the kid, which was pretty cool of him. We've got those photos and several other unfortunate sports tattoos. This one may fall into that category soon. Johnson is a free agent and may not be playing for the Bills next season. All that and more. Check it!
• Aida Yespica is extremely asstastic • Rooney Mara may be the new Megan Fox • Margot Robbie is a adorably hot blonde • Katy Perry is someone to keep your eye on • Jessica Alba's hot new mom bikini body • Time for some sexy tooshies on this Tuesday • Holly Hughes knows how to take mirror shots • Izabel Goulart looks really good (aka hot)
What is Manchester United without Wayne Rooney? They're probably no better than the last place Blackburn Rovers... or so it seems. The Red Devils lost to the Rovers after Sir Alex Ferguson benched Rooney for -- get this -- going out to dinner with his wife and a couple teammates. You don't eat no dinner here, Rooney! So says a dude with a Sir in front of his name! Here are the details of this unfortunate incident. Check it!