Thanks to the guys at Baseball Nation for tipping us off to the webcam at the new Marlins Ballpark that is showing the construction of that super gay, super crazy home run feature the team promised fans. Yes, that thing will go off after a Marlins dong. Seriously. Fish will fly and lights will blink. NY might have its stupid apple. Milwaukee might have that mascot sliding into a fake pool of water.
But nobody in the MLB can compete with this massive ‘thing.’ The team is calling it a display. Some are calling it a feature. Others are drawing blanks. No worries, drop some LSD, hit a Miami Marlins game and hope for a run-rule.