The fine folks at Realtor.com have been updating some of the athlete houses that are on the market, or STILL on the market and besides Joe Montana’s $35,000,000 pad, Jake Plummer’s place sticks out. The Snake has been trying to unload this dump since 2009 and has dropped the price by $1.6mm since. Nope, no luck. Not even Baby Jesus is splurging on this place with the comma-shaped pool. Jake hasn’t taken a snap in Denver since ’06. The cash running out?
The neighborhood description, according to Jake’s realtor:
Private drives, beautiful manicured sweeping lawns, mature professionally maintained landscaping, 2+ acre lots for most homes. Old world elegance with new world interior finishes. 15-20 minutes from the DTC, Cherry Creek, Downtown-lodo area.
You know why we’re buying this place? Because we feel it probably has all the tools in place for a solid pot growing operation. See that shower? Has to be a trap door in that back wall leading straight to the growth room. Who cares about the 11,000 sq. ft. house. All that matters, to us, is how well weed grows in this environment.
Jake Plummer’s Denver Dump Details:
• 7 bed, 8 bath
• 2200 sq. ft. master suite – read that very slowly!
• Nearly three acres to grow crops
• 5 fireplaces
• That comma shaped pool is stunning; never seen one
• Motivated seller!
Asking Price: $3,000,000
Mortgage: $13,000 mo. with $600,000 down on this monster