Sam Champion Is An Accomplished Weather Dong Artist [VIDEO]

Sam Champion comes back to work on a Monday morning and just starts drawing dong all over the U.S. snowfall map. Here we were trying to eat some cereal (with bananas on top) and Champion drops these balls on the Rockies and Utah. Of course this didn’t go unnoticed by former ESPNer Josh Elliott who requested screencap tweets of this gem.

So we did and then uploaded the video. Here we go! Dong time.

Posted: We got it up about 5 minutes ago

Premise of Video: No snowfall in the normal areas as you can see by Sam’s dong.

Climax of Video: Um, dong?

Conclusion: You draw a dong on GMA and someone is going to notice. Then, that dong is uploaded to YouTube and eventually lands 500k views. Folks, you want viral videos? Just draw dong.