What bar keep in his right mind would allow some drunken dirtbag cowboy to stand on his bar for a Tebowing opportunity? Someone tell us where this bar is located (Broncos logo near liquor should give it away) so we never drink in this place – ever. Seriously, is this Laramie, Wyoming? Colorado Springs? And the jukebox playing Def Leppard?
“C’mon, take a bottle, shake it up…Break the bubble, break it up.” Down goes Corey, breaking bottles along the way.
Posted: Jan. 5, 2012
Premise of Video: (via vlogger) Obviously someone up there hates him for Tebowing with a cowboy hat on. Stupid drunk redneck attempts his Tebowing impression on a bar and FAILS HARDCORE.
Climax of Video: I’m hot, sticky sweet…From my head to my feet, yeah…BOOOM! DOWN GOES COREY!
Conclusion: Tebowing on a bar has yet to be scratched off the Tebowing bucket list. Must touch elbow to knee and get back to your barstool to complete a successful bar Tebow. Just the rules, folks. We don’t make ’em up. Just the rules.