2011 December - page 5
Dec 20, 2011

This Cali Bro Responsible For Candlestick Power Outage? [Morning Twitpic]

We're still in search mode but we believe this San Fran bro actually has responsibility on the 49ers sideline. That is Jim Harbaugh's play chart to the right. Meanwhile, dude is just chilling and trying to figure out why the power keeps going out. He's also trying to figure out whether to fire up a bong or just roll a joint after the game. We figure it was a joint kind of night. As for how the newspapers played the power outage, the S.F. Chronicle wins this battle. So many puns. Let's get rolling!

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Dec 19, 2011

Transformer Explodes During 49ers-Steelers Game [PHOTOS]

See that flashing blue light in the left corner of the picture? That is what happens when a transformer explodes and electricity goes haywire. The fact that this game is being played at Candlestick Park makes this occurrence hilarious. Either they are filming a scene from the Dark Knight Rising tonight or the San Francisco 49ers and Pittsburgh Steelers are about to play in utter darkness. Big Ben also tried "Tebowing" and failed miserably. JUMP!

Dec 19, 2011

Smokeshow Tennis Player Gisela Dulko Owns This 110-Pound Dog [PHOTOS]

There's something about a woman and her dog. Or is it something about a man with a dog? Who the hell knows. What we do know is this. Tennis player Gisela Dulko may not be the greatest tennis player, but she is a world-class beauty -- a world-class with a gigantic Newfoundland named India. Unfortunately, she seems to be pretty into this dog and it could probably eat you in two bites. So don't get any ideas. Check out India and Gisela right here.

Dec 19, 2011

Skintastic Joanna Krupa & Hottest Magazine Photoshoots [Afternoon Dump]

• Joanna Krupa needs to be on American TV • Everyone remembers the gorgeous Sophia Bush • Kim Kardashian changed,...

Dec 19, 2011

NBA Mascots Chilling On U.S. Missile Launcher In Japan [PHOTOS]

It's that time of year when the major sports teams across this great nation sacrifice a few of their cheerleaders or dancers for a worthy cause - the troops. The Busted Coverage team doesn't have ties to the military but we know there are many of you who, if you can get it through the military censors, check BC for some T&A while you're serving around the world. If we could afford mascots and cheerleaders, your asses would be getting this Okinawa treatment. JUMP!

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Dec 19, 2011

ULL Strength Coach Rusty Whitt Longtime Badass, Iraq Vet [PHOTO]

Look at that man. Nails. You think a little blood streaming down Rusty Whitt's face during the New Orleans Bowl is going to change his demeanor? No f-ing way. You know how there are guys who act like hardos that aren't really hardos once the blood starts flowing. Not Whitt. Dude was Special Forces. Used to blast terrorist asses into pieces. Used to help terrorist visit their virgins. You want a strength and conditioning coach who's worth every penny? Sergeant Whitt is your dude. JUMP!

Aida Yespica’s WAG Ass – AGAIN [PHOTOS]

Ho-hum, Aida Yespica's ass is still lounging at some Miami beach. How much beach time can one human endure during one winter? Look, it seems like this chick has been parading her ass around Miami for like 2.5 weeks now. Doing nothing but walking from the ocean to her lounge chair. Maybe switching positions every hour or so. At this point, the Venezuelan should either be banging Alex Rodriguez or filling out her U.S. citizenship paperwork. This is getting ridiculous. JUMP!

Dec 19, 2011

Redneck Santa, Santa Get Your Guns & Buffalo Bills Parking Lot Fire Tank [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 19, 2011

Alyson Kate McCoy Is Patriots Bikini Chick [PHOTOS]

Got an email about 20 minutes ago from Alyson Kate McCoy: I AM THE (PATRIOTS) BIKINI CHICK! And the mystery that we mentioned stemming from yesterday's Patriots-Broncos game has been solved. Alyson is claiming responsibility for the bikini photobombing near the press box. The facts on Ms. McCoy are trickling in, but we do know she has ties to the Boston area and works at a Denver law firm. Our full report - JUMP!

Dec 19, 2011

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Dec 19, 2011

Tebow Weekend: Dog & Pastor Tebowing & Tebow Turkey Burger! [PHOTOS]

Still not down with Tebowmania? You're missing out on the biggest sports craze for white people since golfing became cool thanks to Tiger Woods. How big is this 'thing?' CBS racked up a 19.5 rating from Broncos-Patriots. Game 7 of the World Series this year earned a 16.2. Sure, the guy lost, but so did the Raiders. Tebow has a roadie left at Buffalo on Sat. & then at home against the Chiefs on New Year's Day. This is just a peek into 48 hours of Tebow on the Internet. JUMP!

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Dec 19, 2011

Runaway Golf Cart Picks Up 2-8-5-6 Spare At Cowboys Stadium [VIDEO]

So there was a big high school football game at Cowboys Stadium this weekend. Probably something like the Texas state championships. That's not the story here. Bigger news is that some rogue golf cart somehow got loose and drilled like five or six people on the field after the game. That's news. Anyway, the video is on fire this morning so we figured you and the boys at work would enjoy LOLing over this one with Becky in administration. Just watch those bowling pins drop. JUMP!

Dec 19, 2011

Crazy North Korean Bastards Hear About Joe Paterno Firing [VIDEO]

PYONGYANG, North Korea – Word is leaking out of communist North Korea that college football fans are finally receiving information about the firing of Joe Paterno as head coach at Penn State. American intelligence officials, on condition of anonymity, say that word started to spread after a North Korean smuggled a USA Today back into the country from China. According to that official, young and old have marched to N. Korean landmarks to show their respect. JUMP!

Dec 19, 2011

Name Her! Patriots Fan In Bikini At Broncos Game [PHOTOS]

Boston Herald Patriots beat reporter Ian Rapoport snapped this shot of Patriots Bikini Fan during yesterday's game and we're now begging answers to "Who is Patriots Bikini Chick?" We want name, Facebook, Twitter, Model Mayhem site, etc. We also have an alternate angle to show you how close she was to the press box. Now, do realize that only one member of the media tweeted out a shot of Patriots Bikini Chick. ONE! Folks, this is going to be all over the Internet today. JUMP!

Dec 19, 2011

Drunk Florida Bro With Deuce In Pants Just Hanging Out At McDonald’s [Cuff ‘Em]

There are days when cops roll up to a McDonald's to order a couple doubles with cheese and snag a large order of fries because it's going to be another boring day of acting like they're running radar. Then there are days in Florida when cops roll up to a McDonald's and encounter John Dickson. Cops get out of car and the first thing they notice is that Dickson smells like shit. Literally, like a giant pile of steaming shit. And then the cop earns his money. JUMP!

Dec 19, 2011

Packers Fan ‘Butch’ Gettin’ Rowdy During Pats-Broncos [Morning Twitpic]

How did Matt The Screencapper miss lost Packers fan yesterday during the Broncos-Patriots game? Not sure, but you can be sure that an email has been fired off to his ass explaining that this is unacceptable. Sure way to get fired as the BC screencapper. Anyway, it's good to see 'Butch' gettin' rowdy during a 4&1 right in Pats' fan's face. In other football news, Kate Upton was talking shit on Twitter last night to Michael Vick about pitbulls. Let's get rolling!

Dec 18, 2011

Batman Made An Appearance During the Chargers-Ravens Game [PHOTOS]

Brett here is obviously a fan of the movie The Dark Knight and made it clear during Sunday Night Football where the San Diego Chargers took on the Baltimore Ravens. I'm sure Phillip Rivers appreciates your fandom Brett. Takeo Spikes' neck may deserve it's own zip code due to the fact that it is actually bigger than his head. Terrell Suggs also claimed he went to "Ball So Hard University" which is really some random school in Arizona. JUMP!

Dec 18, 2011

New England Patriots Touchdown Gives Birth To The “Tebow Face” [PHOTOS]

If you've turned on ESPN at all this week, then you have definitely heard all about the New England Patriots and Denver Broncos face off. The amount of hype is insane. They basically showed pictures of people "Tebowing" all week long. If you were looking for a defensive batter, you were watching the wrong game. The fans were rabid and obsessed with Denver's savior Tim "Baby Rhinoceros Jesus" Tebow.  JUMP!

Dec 18, 2011

Jermichael Finley Pouts On The Ground While The Chiefs Lead The Packers [PHOTOS]

The Kansas City Chiefs are leading the undefeated Green Bay Packers in the 2nd quarter and Jermichael Finley is not happy about it. After Aaron Rodgers threw him a perfectly thrown ball, Finley stayed on the ground looking pouting like a school girl. Don't worry Packer fans, a coach is showing Aaron Rodgers what to do via a laptop. Could this be the first loss since Busted Coverage bought a share of the Packers? JUMP!

Dec 17, 2011

Kerwynn Williams Has The Best Worst Haircut of All Time [PHOTOS]

Kerwynn Williams was either a character in the House Party movies or he should look into getting a haircut. Tyler Tettleton of the Ohio Bobcats apparently had a sweaty palms issues and just threw the ball through his in own end zone [Video]. Utah State and  the Ohio Bobcats were forced to play on Boise State's "Smurf Turf" so mostly all you could see on your television screen was pure blue. The largest potato made an appearance for the Idaho Potato BowlJUMP!

Dec 17, 2011

This Wyoming Fan is Here To Support his “Pokes” [PHOTOS]

Literally dozens of people showed up to the Gildan New Mexico Bowl. One of those fans happened to be Bob the Wyoming fan who probably just escaped from the nearest mental institution. What the hell are you wearing Bob?  New Mexico is known for being the hot air balloon capital of the world. It looked as if most people were watching from their air balloons because the stadium was empty. Also, kicker trick shot on video! .  JUMP!

Dec 17, 2011

Gronkowski’s Porn Star Bibi Jones Hitting On Dan Patrick [PHOTOS]

Remember the porn slut who was hanging with Rob Gronkowski back in October? That would be Bibi Jones and she's back with some interesting news. She's now hitting on NBC, SI & @dpshow host Dan Patrick. There has even been one helluva offer thrown on the table from Ms. Jones. Sex. Dan might be 55-years-old but there is something that Bibi is turned on by. The snarkiness? The silver fox hair? A guy who can talk sports into her ear during shower sex? JUMP!

Dec 17, 2011

Jags Fan Gettin’ Some Christmas Spending Cash From Bank Of America [Cuff ‘Em]

Via WOKV: The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office is investigating a bank robbery that occurredFriday morning at the Bank of America at 840 Edgewood Avenue S. Police say a white male, 5'6"-5'8", mid to late 20s, wearing a red shirt, a Jaguars skull cap, and glasses entered the bank and gave a threatening note to one of the tellers demanding money. Guys, we're running out of time in 2011 to turn in a 'Cap Bank Robber.' Scared to turn in whitey? We aren't. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 17, 2011

Standing-Room Only At New Mexico Bowl Press Conference [Morning Twitpic]

You get 3 bowl games today & none of them are as highly anticipated as Temple-Wyoming in ABQ for the New Mexico Bowl. Said one Wyoming player during this empty presser: "Before this bowl game I didn't know where Temple was." You shit talking the Owls, bro? Also, good for the NCAA. Nice to see you're allowing the Hard Rock Casino to be a bowl sponsor. Send the right message. I'm heading out early. Matt The Screencapper will be here throughout the day. Be nice.

Dec 16, 2011

Sam Houston State Fan Wants LSU [PHOTOS]

Carl, the Sam Houston State fan, was caught on television during the NCAA FCS Championship Semifinal. This guy seems to think that his FCS school is ready to face number one ranked LSU in the BCS National Championship. Cool story bro. Beating the shit out of Montana definitely should be a qualifier for the championship. Tyrann Mathieu has a message for you Carl. HT KegsNEggs  JUMP!

Dec 16, 2011

Mark Sanchez: 2 Girls, 1 Night

New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez isn't having the best year on the football field, but he's having a decent one off it. Sanchez was spotted in New York early Tuesday morning entering a hotel with a brunette. He sent her away in the morning, ate and then brought in a blond, just in time to get a quickie in before practice. Obviously, this team is going far in the playoffs and we're sure the big swingin' dick himself will be leading the charge. Check it!

Dec 16, 2011

DeMarcus Ware’s Wild Mansion For Sale: $2.2 MM [PHOTOS]

Who knew big, tough, quarterback-sacking linebackers liked pastels this much? Certainly not us. Dallas Cowboys linebacker DeMarcus Ware's Dallas home is on the market for a little over $2 million. Normally, we're amazed by the cool features, awesome rooms and vast size of athletes' homes. With Ware's, we're just amazed by the amount of pastels on the inside. It's completely nauseating. Take a look for yourself. Check it!

Dec 16, 2011

Colin Cowherd’s Wallet Is Lost & Floating Around Las Vegas

Dear, f-ing Jesus, please let that wallet turn up at Olympic Gardens or Spearmint Rhino. In fact, we've already sent word to Rick's Cabaret marketing genius Lonnie Hanover that if Cowherd's wallet shows at Rick's Vegas we'll TMZ Herd's ass. If you're a stripper out there and are holding Cowherd's wallet, please tell us there are high school senior photos of Tony Romo inside. Or Sam Hurd's cell number. Something. BC tipline is wide open on this case: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 16, 2011

Hottest Girls Of Bowl Week: Gamecocks Cheerleader Ellison Is Flexible [PHOTOS]

We kicked off Bowl Week Babes Bonanza yesterday with an Arizona State dancer named Shelbie who just happens to be dating Jack Elway III. Today, thanks to our correspondent Asher at College Cheer Heaven, we meet South Carolina Gamecocks cheerleader Ellison. Are we a little early on the Capital One Bowl hot chick (Jan. 2)? Yes, but you can never get enough 'Cocks cheerleader poon in December so we just fire these chicks at you as fast as possible. JUMP!

Dec 16, 2011

Cardinals Kicker Jay Feely Probably Not On Sam Hurd’s Snitch List

Just threw it out there last night on Twitter. What name on the Sam Hurd snitch list is going to absolutely floor us? Readers chimed in with names such as: (the obvious) Tebow, Ditka, Lovie Smith, Dungy, Romo, Michael Irvin, etc. But then there was Jay Feely's name thrown into the mix. For those of you who don't know, Feely is conservative & takes his tweeting very seriously. He's mega-Republican and could be considered kooky to you liberals. JUMP!

Dec 16, 2011

Bia & Branca Feres & Friends Put On Bikini Synchronized Swimming Show [PHOTOS]

We were the first U.S. news outlet to report on Brazilian synchronized swimmers Bia & Branca Feres getting implants. Now we are able to report that the cagey sisters are up to even more antics after a Monday visit to a Brazilian beach. Ever seen synchronized swimming with ocean waves crashing on the swimmers? No? This is why we LOVE Brazil. The ladies don't think twice about great getting great implants & putting out great Internet content. It's Friday! JUMP!

Dec 16, 2011

Mike McQueary Believes Sandusky Was Having Sex “Based On Positions”

Our favorite courtroom live tweeter, Newsday's Jim Baumbach, is at it again today via the preliminary hearing for Tim Curley and Gary Schultz in the Jerry Sandusky sex-capade case. First up, Mike McQueary to explain what he saw and heard in that shower back in 2002. Of course the government is hinging its case on McQueary's witness testimony and what was said to Joe Paterno about the shower incident. In Mike's own words - JUMP!

Dec 16, 2011

Drunk Idiot At Chargers-Bills Game Tumbles Down Three Rows [VIDEO]

'Tis the season for just getting drunk at NFL games in San Diego because the playoffs aren't happening and Norv Turner will soon be fired for yet another disappointing campaign. Games such as Bills-Chargers last weekend are pretty much just a good chance to get blotto and soak up some sun in the upper deck. Cue drunk guy (is that a #11 jersey?) and his drunk dancing skillz. Thankfully, a YouTuber had video running and uttered, these now famous words. JUMP!