Wow, who would've ever thought Dick Vitale would be embroiled in a Christmas Day Twitter war like he was in last night? What could possibly anger Dickie V. to the point of blocking a Twitter follower? Of course it was something so vulgar and disgusting to Duke fans around the world. Of course it involved J.J. Redick and a Jerry Sandusky reference. You want to get on Vitale's bad side? This is how it's done. Say Vitale was plowing Redick and it's on! JUMP!
We leave Matt The Screencapper by himself this weekend and wouldn't you know it his head is squarely up the ass of the NFL and ridiculous college bowl games. Meanwhile, WAGs Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti are STILL hanging on Miami Beach. These broads might as well get citizenship. Out of 26 days this month there have probably been 3 days they haven't been on the beach. Guess who was in a bikini for Christmas? Galanti. A blue one. JUMP!
Annie Wagner took a poster to last night's Packers-Bears game. An NBC cameraman, who should get a raise, zoomed in on her 'My Cheating Ex-Boyfriend Is Watching From Couch Instead,' sign. Say hello to your hero, ladies. Deadspin had a tipster name her and provide a Facebook account. This isn't some sort of ploy to get on national TV. Annie and her girls are over on Facebook high-fiving each other for this Christmas Day destruction. JUMP!
You guys have been put on notice. I'm about to take Mrs. Busted (yeah, she's actually off work today) to lunch and plan to be back in about an hour or two. The BC web developer has been notified that I want him tracking pageviews for this Serena Williams Christmas Day bikini ass explosion post. Over/Under on pageviews is about 5-6k during the lunch break. Act like you won't look all you want. We know better. It's like a five-car pileup. You just can't help but eyeballing that badonk. JUMP!
Holy shit there was some good action at Jets-Giants on Sat.at the Meadowlands. (Don't bother us with MetLife emails, morons.) The Jets season pretty much crumbled with this loss - playoff scenarios are pretty bleak for Sexy Rexy - but at least the fans left us with one of the more memorable fan fights of '11. You have to see Revis fan absolutely destroying Giants fan with a variety of knee and kick combos that drops Stu like a sack of potatoes. Superior fan fighting. JUMP!
Now that we're a part owner of the Green Bay Packers its our duty to think that Bears fan is the scum of the Earth and pretty much just failed abortions. Just look at Urlacher douchebag in his Sox throwback hat middle fingering Aaron Rodgers for - once again - launching three two-yard TD passes and two others before the slaughter was over. Should have picked up Donovan McNabb, bro. Oh well, another NFC Central title and another run to the Super Bowl. JUMP!
Bad day for Cuff 'Em since we're left with scumbags stealing Christmas gifts & Troy Smith getting arrested in Cleveland on Christmas Eve. Instead, we turn our attention to Canada where some 73-year-old mall Santa was so hammered that the usually relaxed Canadian cops actually had to arrest the bro. Imagine being a human actually living in Regina, Saskatchewan. It's 7+ hours from civilization (i.e. NHL hockey in Winnipeg). Getting drunk is just livin' life for Santa. JUMP!
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Guess who's 2-1 as an NFL owner and has home-field advantage throughout the playoffs? This guy. So good luck to the 49ers and Saints coming into 'our' turf in the middle of January. Suck it, Brees. Your morning front page of the Green Bay Gazette. What else is going on? Denver is freaking out with a beat Kyle Orton & we're in scenario. Guess who Tebow thanked after getting his ass handed to him in Buffalo? Jesus. Read this - third graf. Let's get rolling!
Hell hath no fury like a drunken woman scorned. Olivia, the Green Bay Packers fan, didn't let her ex-boyfriend come to the game because he is a cheating son of a bitch. The sign read "MY CHEATING EX BOYFRIEND IS WATCHING FROM COUCH INSTEAD" which is an instant classic in relationship fiascos. Never mess with a girl that loves her football. Girls like Olivia will embarrass you in front of the entire nation. Be warned bros. HT @CJZero. JUMP!
It was the Sheraton Hawaii Bowl which at first was a lackluster game until something awesome happen. A Wide Receiver and a Cornerback starting going at it and before you could realize what was happening the entire end zone was filled with players in each other faces. Punches were thrown by the Southern Mississippi Eagles and the Nevada Wolfpack. Merry Christmas y'all. Video after the JUMP!
So Aloha Stadium was pretty much empty for this game against the Nevada Wolfpack and the Sourthern Mississippi Eagles. That didn't stop the crowd from having some signs that made absolutely no sense, cheerleaders, and announcers in God awful Hawaiian shirts. If anyone can figure out what the hell this sign says, please let me know. JUMP!
Remember that post of the "Number 1 LSU" Billboard from yesterday? Well, it turns out that it wasn't photoshopped after all and it is totally legit. This means that all those predictions we had of Afghanistani ragers filled with booze and broads are probably true. The 926th Engineering Company was behind this shenanigan in which Busted Coverage would like to salute you. Let's show the Taliban how America does football. HT CFBSection.
Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys got jacked up by a Philadelphia Eagles defender that made his hand swell up almost as big as his head. Some random third string Quarterback Stephen McGee came in to replace Romo. A Dallas Cowboys player gave one of the best "man I thought you were covering him" faces in the history of the NFL. JUMP!
Apparently the Tennessee Titans gave a memo to their fans that they should all dress ridiculous or dress up like Santa Claus for their game against the Jacksonville Jaguars. Interesting tactic to try and intimidate the other team. Apparently this redneck Titans fan knitted himself a hat for the game. He must have had some extra time on his hands. JUMP!
Not only does the Carolina Panthers Quarterback yell into the camera about being "swaggerific", he also let the entire world know that today he would not be listening to his coach today. Santa Claus made an appearance in Carolina Panther colors and cheered his team on against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Cheerleaders in skimpy outfits, video of Cam, and more after the JUMP!
The Green Bay Packers have a wealth of weapons. They're also the only team in the NFL that has five tight ends. That's right -- five tight ends. While that may sound absurd, it isn't nearly as absurd as the Packers' tight ends' Christmas card. Yup. The five of them went out and bought some Christmas sweaters, brought in a photographer, snapped a photo and send out this card. And yes, it's just as awesome as you think it is. Check it!
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We love Lindsey Vonn... or at least we used to. The recent divorcee has been linked to Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow and although she claims she's not dating him, she's not opposed to the idea. Yeah, that's right. If you smell something fishy, it's probably because you're smelling fish. Vonn laid the groundwork for sports' newest super couple last night. We hate the idea, but it has to be better than Wozzilroy, right? Here's the story. Check it!
Is this LSU billboard in Afghanistan that's making the rounds legit? Probably not, but let's just pretend it is for a minute. Just imagine if for one second these crazy bastards could chill out and watch college football. The pageantry. The excitement. The cheerleaders. The sundresses. Imagine an Afghan being hoisted up for his first keg stand. His first sorority chick riding him after an all-night rager. Can't Nike make a college football game happen in Kabul? Too much to ask? (via @LSUherbvin)
What a year it has been for Bernie Kosar. We dug through piles of porn videos to finally bust the case of Lexxi Silver, who just happened to be Bernie's oldest daughter. She released two porn flicks during 2011 and then went silent. Now we get back on the Bernie case with this weird photo from the Tami Longaberger holiday party at her house a couple weeks back. Yes, that Longaberger family. She's loaded & has been with Bernie for a couple years now. JUMP!
For all you rookie bloggers out there, this is how stories about Tebow get blown up into 'stories.' On Wednesday, BC Special Assignment Editor Joe Student interviewed Miss January 2012 Heather Knox. Student, an experienced reporter, was able to get Knox to comment on the Tebow hysteria. She said he was a "hottie." The conversation turned to Timmy's v-card. Bingo! You've got a story. Then our friends at RedLasso send word that Fox 31 Denver is all over this drama. JUMP!
Saw this on the Denver Post this morning & finally figured out that it came from Broncos safety David Bruton's. Twitter account. You think Brades ordered that off UglySweaterParty.com or just had it packed away under stacks of clipboards and size S Under Armour shirts? We're going latter. Of course we're searching like crazy to find what sweater Tebow had on for the flight to Buffalo. It's our duty. All hands on deck. Be a hero: email@example.com
For those of you not in the know, Sunday is opening day for the NBA & the NFL is holding its normal Sunday games tomorrow. That means all eyes will be on Dallas where the Mavs open their shortened defense of the NBA title against the Miami Heat (2:30 EST, ABC). Blah, blah, blah. It's still the NBA and we're still bored by the sport until early June. For now we're fixated on the dancers and how Shaq is doing in the TNT booth. Today we get to know the Mavs Dancers. JUMP!
Merry Christmas, fool. So there was this big release last night at midnight for Michael Jordan's new shoes, Concords. That meant street thugs, whitey, gangbangers and ever other form of punk you could think of broke away from his/her video game marathon to hit the mall. Then all hell broke loose. Thugs tore doors off stores, busted down doors and brawled in the Brooklyn streets. The shoes retail for $180 and there were limited supplies. Powderkeg! JUMP!
Just making our normal rounds on the Twitter photo search and look what we have here via @HerrDoggo. Total bro move by both parties, the guy wearing the jersey and from Herr Doggo snapping while Tebow was at a urinal. What else do we have two days before Baby Jesus does his thing? Ever see a Tebow jersey tattoo? And on a black guy's arm? That's like a white guy 6'1" being able to dunk. Unlikely. But we have it for you. Oh, and granny Tebowing. The craze rolls on. JUMP!
You know how the game is played. Here we go: A karaoke singer whose performance was met by a cascade of boos at a __________ bar allegedly punched three people in the face after he was asked to leave the watering hole Tuesday night, police report. Isiah Johnson, 20, was singing karaoke at Cabana Jack’s “when people started booing at him,” a bartender told cops. He was “noticed to be under the influence of intoxicants,” reported cops. Ohio or Florida answer here!
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Wait, so there was an NFL game last night? You can call it that, but it was really a game to decide which team will get rewarded with Andrew Luck. Don't ask us how the NFL decides a tie-breaker for draft position, but the Colts f-ed around & beat Houston, meaning the Rams have moved into a tie with two wins apiece. Word on the street is that teams would trade three #1s & maybe a total of 5 picks for the Luck spot. In other words, that guy has a reason to be pissed. Let's get rolling!
ESPN will not let you forget that this Quarterback is the tallest QB in College Football but the real question is what drug is he on? Is it Xanax, Adderall, Marijuana, or just plain alcohol? Also, Chris Peterson of Boise State University does not look happy from the performance of his team. Somebody get him 2 mgs of Xanax stat! We are still not sure if Vontaze Burflict will murder a player on the field tonight. This is the Maaco Las Vegas Bowl, welcome to Thunder Dome bitch! JUMP!
Everything we thought we knew has just been turned upside down. Well, not really, but we're still a little befuddled. We heard about Kayte Christensen today because she was given some made-up position by the Phoenix Suns. Kayte used to play for the Phoenix Mercury, which is a WNBA franchise. Here's the rub -- she's actually hot. She can probably actually walk in heels too. So, in honor of her new job and the fact that she's an anomaly, we've got a gallery for you. Check it!
• It's simple, Kate Beckinsale can't not look hot • Maria Menounos wants you to use your imagination • Elisabetta Canalis or Stacy Keibler? It's hard to pick • JWoww's massive fake breasts in a bikini • Kate Upton: She wasn't always famous • No sense in wearing a bra with these sweaters • Miranda Kerr is one of the hottest Australians • Rose McGowen does exist and she has an ass
We're getting the basketball season started off appropriately! That is to say, with a sexting scandal! Golden State Warriors guard Monta Ellis is getting sued by a former team employee for allegedly texting her pictures of his junk. The organization is being sued as well. The woman, Erika Smith, says Ellis' advances and junk picture were unwanted. Here's the story and a laughable video from our Taiwanese friends at NMA. Check it!
The famous sports-figure Christmas cards are rolling in quite fast now that word is spreading that BC is hunting them down. Some dude named Lee sent us a tweet telling us that Jimmy Johnson was up to his weekly shenanigans. And there it was, coach with the boobie saddlebags flopped out and wearing his Santa hat. This guy is a straight up party waiting to bust loose at any moment. Have a Christmas card we need to see and publish? Send it in: firstname.lastname@example.org
You used to wait anxiously all year for Christmas Day when there would be a Nintendo, a Ken Griffey Jr. 1989 Upper Deck rookie card, a super-cool Alf doll or even a Cabbage Patch doll for those of you metrosexuals who were of age during that period. Now you've grown up and just want to sleep late and wake up to a woman such as those on our 2011 Sexy WAGs of Christmas Past & Present. Of course they're in a relationship, but 'tis the season to dream big and remember what the Christmas spirit is all about. We have Adriana Lima, Danielle Lloyd, Erica Ellyson, Gemma Atkinson & more celebrating the Yuletide. JUMP!
Not sure what the hell was going on last night at the Knicks-Nets game but we have photos of Kate Upton & Walt Frazier promoting Daily Burger's (new MSG burger joint). So many ways to go with this. The original thought was 'Kate Upton Now Dating Walt Frazier - WTF?' or 'Creepy Dude About To Eat Kate Upton.' Kudos to the marketing genius who was able to get Upton on the day she killed the Internet. Let's be honest, best promo shoot of the year. JUMP!