Rachel Uchitel Is Pregnant [PHOTOS]

Major Twitter news for the tabloids and us sleaze sports bloggers who have made fortunes on the Tiger Woods divorce. Rachel Uchitel, usually referenced as the hot Tiger Woods mistress, announced last night that she is five months pregnant thanks to the handy work of her new husband and former Penn State fullback Matty Hahn. Dude hit the wife lottery (rich & she has her private detective certification) and now he’ll get a baby reality show! Home run for guys these days.

How did Uchitel break the news? Via Twitpic, of course.

Expecting big things for 2012… Five down, Four months to go…

The couple was married in October. You do the math.

Meanwhile, as for money, Uchitel announced in July that she’d returned $10mm in Tiger hush money and threatened to sue Gloria Allred.

Of course Hahn is taking the news that Tiger’s ex-mistress is pregnant in stride.

Yup going to be a DAD!!! :)

Congrats to the lovely couple. Of course we hope you get a Bravo reality show. When does filming start? Last week, you say? Oh, cool.

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