Ever get a bank account boner? Let me paint a picture for you. Imagine buying Cam Newton’s game-worn BCS pants before Newton is even drafted. You spend $1,500 and are instantly called a “f-ing moron.” Then the guy is drafted #1 overall and then goes out and accounts for 34 Panthers’ TDs. Rookie of the Year, rookie records destroyed, blah, blah, blah. But then the guy shows up at last night’s Hornets game & is a fashion icon. That’s a bank account boner. Let’s get rolling!