Everything that is right in the world just went out the window.
Skier Lindsey Vonn, who’s recently divorced, has been linked to Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow since her failed marriage came to light. Vonn is friends with Tebow’s brother Robby and met Jesus Boy himself at the ESPYs. She Tebowed after she won the super-G in Beaver Creek, Colorado earlier this month.
Now, TMZ tells us, although she says she’s single as single can be, she’s not dating Tim, but isn’t “opposed to it.”
It’s okay. We threw up in our mouth a little bit, too. When stopped by the crack journalists at TMZ, Vonn had this to say about His Holiness.
“We’re friends. I met him at the ESPYs. I’m not opposed to dating him, but I’m definitely not dating him.”
That was unprompted. No one said, “Lindsey, are you opposed to dating Tim Tebow?”
She volunteered it.
Either she’s already dating Tim Tebow and isn’t comfortable telling the general populace, which could be because The Savior would look real bad if anyone thought he ruined her marriage, or she wants to date him.
Either way, our hopes and dreams have been shattered. Actually, no. My personal hopes and dreams have been shattered. There aren’t many skiers left in the world. I happen to be one of them and I can tell you, all any man who’s a badass skier wants is a woman who’s also a badass skier.
Lindsey Vonn used to be that. But now she’s drinking the Tebow Kool-Aid.
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