The Virginia Cavaliers must have hired a uniform designer that was on acid for the Chick-Fil-A Bowl against the Auburn Tigers. Bright orange on bright orange? Even Maryland thinks your uniforms are poorly chosen. Even Santa Claus thinks you messed up big time Virginia. You have to hand it to Virginia fans because they brought some hilarious signs like "Eat Mor Tigurz" and "Eat Mor War Eagle". Check em out after the JUMP!
Even the homeless who were fed probably didn't even have a good time watching the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl between the UCLA Bruins and the Illinois Illini. The game was filled with absolutely no offense, terribly ran fake field goals, and apparently these three bros were the only ones who gave a shit. Thank God the UCLA cheerleaders were on the sideline looking good otherwise this game would have been a dumpster fire. The Illinois team did completely miss their coach with the Gatorade bath. JUMP!
The Northwestern Wildcats have lost 8 bowl games in a row and hope to change that in this years Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas against the Texas A&M Aggies. Of course in order to combat that losing streak, Northwestern made a doll of a monkey in which they can "Get the monkey off of their back". Real cute guys. Maybe you should focus on blocking and tackling. You may also wan to keep your coach from complaining like a bitch on the sideline. JUMP!
What's the biggest news out of the 2012 Winter Classic besides the 50-degree temps and the likelihood that the ice at Citizens Bank Park will be slush? How about the 1-2 WAG force the NY Rangers bring to the Classic behind LW Brandon Prust & C Brad Richards. Prust has been flaunting French import Marie-Pier Morin on HBO's 24/7 while Richards has turned into a tabloid célébrité thanks to his burgeoning relationship with G4's Olivia Munn. JUMP!
Thanks to the guys at The Big Lead we get to see Mr. Cunnilingus this morning saluting the ladies during overtime of the Pacers 98-91 win over the Cavs. We're guessing Indiana student, Christmas break, climbs mountains (hence the North Face coat) and had at least 5-6 cold ones during this classic tilt. Now comes your part. Name his ass. Let's find a woman who can either support or reject Mr. Cunnilingus. This shouldn't take too long: firstname.lastname@example.org
Ahh, the year of bath salt arrests. How many times can a human be tased and still live to tell his grandkids? At least six! Via the Bangor Daily News: A man high on bath salts was Tased six times, pepper sprayed twice and kneed in the gut before police were able to arrest him Tuesday. He would have been at court Wednesday, but the Knox County Jail was keeping him in restraints, according to court clerks. We'll miss you, 2011.
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UFC 141 was supposed to be the night Brock Lesnar beat Dutch import Alistair Overeem and then got another shot at the UFC heavyweight title held by Junior Dos Santos. Not going to happen. Overeem landed this kick to Lesnar's ribs, among other devastating kicks & knees, sending the former champion to the canvas where it was eventually over. (Video) During the post-fight interview with Joe Rogan, Lesnar told the world he was finished. Over. Going home. Let's get rolling!
Herky The Hawk should spend less time at children's playgrounds and more time at the Iowa Hawkeyes practice so they actually win the Insight Bowl against the Oklahoma Sooners. This mascot looks like it is trapped in cement and forced to run around for oxygen. Oklahoma Sooner Kenny Stills has his picture as an 'impact player' who looks like a Grade A douchebag with a fauxhawk. When your hair taller than a Chick-Fil-A banner, it's probably time to cut it. JUMP!
Dan Mullen of the Mississippi State Bulldogs is one of the most hated man in sports. His Bulldogs looks like they all covered their hands in vaseline so none of them could hold on to the ball but what is he doing with that gigantic Star Wars like glove? Is he hiding a robotic hand under there? Let us know. The Demon Deacons of Wake Forrest would like to take the Music City Bowl by force if only Darth Mullen could stop them. JUMP!
• Hilary Duff pregnancy hotness • Vanessa Hudgens shows off some sideboob • Maria Menounos in a bikini: Amazing as usual • Yep, Angelina Simmons is very attractive • Lindsay Lohan's unairbrushed bikini shoot • 2011 was an enjoyable year for the hottie index • Miley Cyrus gets dirty in Hawaii • Beatrice Chirita shakes it for the camera
The New Era Pinstripe Bowl is another example of a dumb ass sponsorship bowl name but the Rutgers Scarlet Knights and the Iowa State Cyclones battled each other at Yankee Stadium. I'm surprised the whole cast of f'ing Jersey Shore douchebags and The Sopranos didn't show up to support their state since it was so close. The Iowa State Cyclone also looked like it would appear on the next episode of "To Catch A Predator". JUMP!
The UFC’s only official pre-fight show returns when Fight Day comes to you live from the MGM Grand Garden Arena, the host of Saturday’s UFC 141 event. Hosts Dave Farra and Megan Olivi will guide you through the latest news of the week. Top MMA journalists will help Farra break down all of the action from UFC 141, including the huge main event between Brock Lesnar and Alistair Overeem. UFC stars will also stop by the Fight Day set for exclusive interviews. Tune in at 5 p.m. ET! Video after the JUMP!
Not that we'd know about pregnant women or anything, but it seems that if Anna Kournikova was pregnant as was rumored back in November, she wouldn't be tubing in St. Barts this week. Again, a woman can do what she wants when pregnant because our asses aren't getting in the way. But, without even looking, we're pretty sure the American Medical Association would recommend that pregnant women DO NOT go tubing. Photos of the water fun - JUMP!
So earlier this week we innocently asked why the Gretzkys were acting so hard in their Christmas card and a day later the Toronto Star picks up the story and runs with it. One thing leads to another and Canadians are comparing the Gretzkys to the Kardashians and eventually leads to Paulina Gretzky - once again - in a Twitter drama. Then we open the inbox this morning and the Gretzky Christmas card photographer is emailing us. JUMP!
A referee wasn't too happy with this Tulsa Hurricane in the Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl against the BYU Cougars and ended up getting in his face. You need to learn to respect your officials and not "give them the business". Ironically, the bowl game was sponsored by Taxslayer.com in which I don't know how much money was spent on helicopters, parachuters, and flyover. Also, this kid in the stands was psyched beyond belief that his team came to play. JUMP!
You know why your team isn't playing in the BCS? Two things: they're not very good and/or your school's fan base sucks balls. That's just facts, homeboys. You don't think Michigan should be playing in the Sugar Bowl? Michigan State got hosed? Kansas State was robbed? Folks, Michigan brings better TV ratings and more ticket sales to N.O. And KSU, face it, you're not traveling. There is also the tattoo factor. The more tats your team has on the Internet, the more BCS games you'll play in over a 20-year-period, according to unscientific BC research. JUMP!
As BC continues to grow, so does our boots on the ground across this country. Take last night. Supporter @JHay97 happened to be in place when a Clemson team bus (same as one seen here) pulled up to the Beach Place (Fort Lauderdale) Hooters. "Pretty sure it was their defensive line eating at Hooters," John reports. Easily the best DD to have during New Years - a team bus. Are you at a bowl game & have a photo or story for us: email@example.com
Alex Rodriguez is dating Torrie Wilson. Let me repeat that, Alex Rodriguez is dating former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson. Didn't sink in? AROD IS DATING Torrie Wilson, a chick who used to make out with chicks on the USA Network during Raw broadcasts. Can you say the New York tabloids just hit an off-season home run? Holy Christ, this guy is the gift that keeps on giving. How are we so sure? Oh, ARod was spotted in Boise. Torrie's from Boise. JUMP!
Look, we hate the NBA. Like deep down hatred for a sport that starts in November and ends in mid-June with long stretches of stars going down with mysterious toe injuries and two games per week. However, BC is feeling vulnerable this year thanks to a 66-game schedule and the antics of one Kevin Durant. The guy had 1.4-seconds last night to launch a prayer against the Mavs. Of course he made it and we suddenly got an NBA woody. JUMP!
Via Pittsburgh's Tribune-Review: Investigators are seeking the public's help in identifying a man who robbed the post office in Bloomfield at gunpoint. He is described as a light-skinned man, 30 to 45 years old, about 5 feet 7 inches tall, with a stocky build. He was wearing a Steelers hooded jacket, green hoodie underneath the jacket, fluorescent green baseball cap, bluejeans, sunglasses and black shoes. That old school jacket give him away? Nail him: firstname.lastname@example.org
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Why are we just seeing this at 8 a.m. on Friday? Because Matt The Screencapper didn't cap it in his Champs Bowl report last night. He has received an official warning that if such 69ing isn't in posts from today's games, his ass will be looking for another screencapping job. Seriously, we have to find this via some loser named @g_schrage52. Anyway, HUGE day of college football. Four games with the first kickoff at Noon. Gonna be a shitton of drunks. Let's get rolling!
The Heisman Trophy winner Robert Griffin III and the Baylor Bears took on the Washington Huskies in the Valero Alamo Bowl The crowd in this game was the tamest crowd ever seen. I guess that is what happens when you put sedatives in the water supply. At least Washington has hot Cheerleaders or I would have fallen asleep watching RGII dissect the defense. RGII's family was in the stands today in which zero shits were given by their facial emotions. They already know he is going in the first round. JUMP!
Of course he drinks FRS Energy Drinks at the Shag Lounge in downtown Denver. Seriously, if we owned a bar in Denver our asses would be changing the name to something based on Tebow. Test that bitch in a court of law over copyright on the Tebow name. Find a variation of Tebow _____ that his lawyers won't throw a lawsuit on. Call it SWOBET. In this economy, you're one Tebow PR move away from sipping cocktails on a yacht in the Caribbean. (via @RonZuke)
Things are bad in Minnesota. Real bad. Their sports teams are so wretched they went and named a WNBA player their sportsperson of the year. Yeah, we know the Minnesota Lynx won the WNBA title... or at least we do now. They really had no other choice but to name Seimone Augustus their sportsperson of the year because, well, the rest of their teams blow. Here's a look at how this all went down. It ain't pretty. Check it!
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This Florida State Seminole fan did not have a real good time at the Champs Sports Bowl against the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. The only explanation for why this mediocre team is pounding the Seminoles is divine intervention since Notre Dame is a well known Catholic school. Touchdown Jesus may have made sure Michael Floyd was actually sober for this game. Not even ESPN sideline reporter Holly Rowe who had at least 5 lbs of makeup on could help the Noles. JUMP!
If you want to get into MetLife Stadium to see the New York Giants battle the Dallas Cowboys for the NFC East title on Sunday night you're going to pay... through the nose. Tickets are going for up to $10,000 and suites are going for $25,000. Even a cheap seats, beers and dogs will cost you more than $500 by the time all is said and done. We'll tell you who will be bending you over and for how much and do the math for you. Check it!
Michael Jordan is engaged, this we know. Jordan popped the question to Yvette Prieto on Christmas & on Tuesday morning he didn't jump in Air 1 & didn't take off from Miami for the Virgin Islands. There's been wild speculation that the couple was celebrating their engagement on the French Riviera, which would be impossible since MJ was sitting with Cam Newton during last night's Heat-Bobcats game in Charlotte. But his insane jet is in the Virgin Islands. JUMP!
WCNC is Charlotte is reporting that Michael Jordan has popped the question to longtime girlfriend Yvette Prieto. The source responsible for the engagement news leak says that MJ did the deed on Christmas Day. He then watched the Bobcats season opener with Derek Jeter on Monday. Boss move, Prieto. That's how a guy puts his foot down and claims his turf. You get a ring, access to his millions and His Airness gets to talk Nike with Jetes. PHOTOS of Prieto - JUMP!
Yes, we're on a T.O. Twitter kick. At times it seems his account has been hacked. Five minutes later he delivers a coherent tweet, making us believe he's all there. As noted yesterday, he's been begging the 49ers for Braylon Edwards' gig. Dude was still prattling about his career last night but took the time to mentor a couple of Twitter hoes about to have some cybersex. Kash is a big black 'ho with a giant ass. Um, & the girls now claim T.O. wants to party. Dude is so much fun.
We've been mesmerized by the bodybuilding circuit's bikini contestants ever since discovering that Denise Milani is competing in these higher-class versions of Hooters bikini contests. Between the bronzer, implants, ridiculous bikinis and the white teeth, our minds have been going nuts thinking of storylines you idiots would be cool with. And then she came out of nowhere. Juliana Daniell. Did we read that right? She was a Virginia Tech swimmer? Yessir. JUMP!
HBO's 24/7 series for the NHL Winter Classic rolled along last night with the inside look at the Rangers ugly sweater Christmas party. The highlight was obviously this reindeer 3-way sweater worn by defenseman Michael Del Zotto, who's just 21-years-old. We keep hearing NY & Philly bloggers raving about this show because there are lots of f-bombs and reindeer three-ways. Finally, people giving a f*ck about the NHL. It's a miracle! Forecast for the Classic - 54 & sunny!
Anyone else been to the bars this week? Crazy out there, right? Nobody working. Teachers have their two weeks off. Everyone is getting drunk on Tuesdays & Wednesdays. It's sorta been the same way in the sports world. BC editors are noticing an uptick in douchebaggery - Bieber at last night's Raptors game - from fans in all sports. Should have seen how packed Detroit was for the Motor City Bowl. Drunks everywhere. So don't be ashamed, drunken 49ers fan. Fake pound that beef on Fox all you want. JUMP!
Via KETV-Omaha: Officers were called to the First National Bank branch at 50th and G streets around 9 a.m.Investigators said a man walked into the bank, showed a gun and demanded cash.The robber took off in a white mid-2000s Chevrolet Impala with a spoiler on the back. Banks were open on Monday? Not in our 'hood. Anyway, one thing stands out with this robbery - the timing. He barely waited for Christmas to be over & he got at it. Nail his ass: email@example.com