The Art Of Taking A Leak On A Football Sideline [BC Investigation]

Yesterday was a watershed moment in the history of taking a leak on a football sideline. Nick Novak was caught by CBS cameras trying to relieve himself during overtime of the Broncos-Chargers game. Of course this is a very public way to get your name into the public domain. Of course this isn’t the first time a player has taken a sideline leak.

According to BC research, there’s actually an art to this stuff. Different methods. Here’s what we’ve discovered: get a tent. Solves all the problems.