Chicago Bulls star Derrick Rose doesn’t pay for sex, at least when the prostitute in question doesn’t get her money up front.
So, let this be a cautionary tale to all of you aspiring whores out there.
Rose allegedly engaged the services of one of Memphis’ finest and then stiffed her. Rule No. 1 when selling your body for sex — get your cash up front. That’s apparently even more true when dealing with an NBA player.
Hell, you should probably stay away from those jobless pricks altogether right now.
Anyway, here’s the deal with Rose. Some chick named Bee told a story about one of her rookie friends getting stiffed by Rose after an engagement on Twitter.
Of course, it’s taken on a life of its own. Here’s the rundown.
As she would explain somewhere in her overused and almost unreadable Twitter feed, Bee learned her whorin’ from a white girl, so she never made such mistakes.
Ironically, if you can bring yourself to read her feed, you’ll also find out she’s a Memphis Tigers fan, which is where Rose played his college ball.