Caroline Wozniacki & Rory McIlroy Are Back! [Photos]

We would normally be disgusted by this type of thing — golfer Rory McIlroy and his girlfriend, tennis player Caroline Wozniacki — doing their PDA stuff, but, hell, we can’t really hate on Caroline because she’s hot.

That being said, they were totally douching it up on Twitter on Sunday. Case in point…

Very proud of @McilroyRory after a good week+reaching another milestone up to number 2 in the world:)think my cheerleader job is still there

The photo above came with the message: number one and number two in the world. As it turns out, McIlroy just rose to the No. 2 spot in the PGA rankings, right behind Luke Donald… whoever that is. Wozniacki is the No. 1 tennis player in the world and, more importantly, she’s also in the top 10 in the best ass rankings in the world.

So, hey, this is obviously a prestigious place for Rory to be. I mean, when we were growing up and playing a round we always had this dream — some day, I want to be the No. 2 golfer in the world behind a wunderkind like Luke Donald. No, not Tiger, not Phil, not The Shark or Duval or any of those washed up bastards… Luke Donald.

Actually, congrats to Luke Donald. We had to look up the rankings. Even though we have no idea who he is, we will salute Luke Donald. It takes a lot of great rounds of golf to get where he is.

Anyway, we really want to hate Rory because he’s a bitch. We know damn well Wozniacki wears the pants in that relationship. Fortunately, I’m Irish and I have to love Rory because he makes my people known for something other than loving potatoes, making (and drinking a lot of) whiskey, and beating their women (which we do not condone).

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