Via BBC: "The BBC's Gabriel Gatehouse has spoken with the man who says he captured Col Muammar Gaddafi. The man was brandishing a pistol he took off the former Libyan leader. The fighter claimed that Gaddafi was hiding in a hole in the centre of the city and said "don't shoot". Meanwhile, Red Sox fan promises to bring the head of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad before Christmas. It really is a rivalry we can all get behind. Kudos to Yankees Nation.
Of course it isn't sports related other than the fact that a Yankees fan captured Libyan dictator Gaddafi. (Not even taking the time to look up how to spell his first name.) It's the story of the day and the week. Gaddafi goes from scrapbooking Condi Rice to being holed up in a drainage ditch where Yankees fan found him. Then the rebels kill him. Bad day, brah. Anyway, Twitter went nuts dropping the seven dirty words, which means our editors swing into action. JUMP!
Sorry for a vomit video before lunch, but we had to get to this before the bros from Crossing Broad, Barstool Philly, Guyism, etc. beat us to Redskins Puker. It's hard to pinpoint the perfect timing for a chucker so sorry if you just puked on your work computer. Our bad. Anyway, it's that time of year when the NFL gets into the meat of its schedule - the division part. That brings us to Sean Taylor Puker. Dude isn't feeling good during Sunday's Eagles' game. BLAAAHH! JUMP!
Another week, another Busted Coverage Cuff 'Em first. This time we visit Florida for some beer pong action where a wild game took its toll on 22-year-old Santa Fe College student Matthew S. Lewis. Dude was at least 14 Nattys deep in a killer tourney and had to take a leak. So homeslice got on a roof at a trailer park and started hosing the grass. Just happened that a deputy was on foot patrol. BUSTED! He was booted from the beer pong game and taken to jail.
• Baseball Tonight Sign FAIL: How's The TV, Nyger • 76ers minority owner about to destroy some poon • 1st Erin Andrews Halloween costume of 2011 • Report: This is Justin Bieber's road beef • Gracie -125: Tanned Gracie Carvalho vs. This Bra! • Drunk Girls On Poles Overload: 100+ Photos! • Jennifer Hawkins just d#$king around in bikini • Michael Crabtree harassed by Raiders fan cop?
While pregnant women are posing in Steelers bodypaint, there is Jim Fassel preparing his UFL Las Vegas Locomotives team for its 3rd straight league championship game tomorrow night. Seriously. Many expect this will be the last you'll ever hear of the UFL. Only four teams remain in the league and two have to play for the title. Virginia gets the pleasure of making the trip to Vegas. In other news, NFL Films will be unleashing this catalog. Let's get rolling!
If you're in the NBA and you're a real baller, you have to let everyone know by getting a badass back tattoo. Boston Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo is in the NBA, a baller and, of course, has a back tattoo. It is, perhaps, the most unoriginal back tattoo in the league, though. Why? Rondo jacked the Rolls-Royce logo and had it burnt into his skin. Check out Rondo and the rest of the NBA's back ink in this gallery. Jump!
Notre Dame is a bully -- not so much on the football field like they once were, but definitely in the legal arena. The university is forcing a small school in Kansas that was leveled by a tornado and only reopened this year to change their Fighting Irish logo. Apparently, people were confusing the high school with the university... or something. This leads us to believe the Chapman High School football team really sucks, too.
UFCer Forrest Griffin broke up the monotony of another Wednesday in October with this on Twitter: Is think I might have a touch of the gay cus I actually go to yoga for the yoga.... Not the 40 chicks is sports bras. Um, dude, if you can look at the Ass-entials of Yoga Pants and just think a being in a yoga pose, you MUST BE gay. Then there was this from Griffin yesterday: Ive gotten way more viruses form Internet porn there I every got from actual sex (via @ForrestGriffin).
• Jennifer Hawkins looks great in a bikini • Jessica-Jane Clement new super hot lingerie spread • Stacy Keibler busts out some cleavage for Clooney • 20 hottest photos of Sabrina Nait • Nicky Whelan: By far the sexiest Australian ever • Rosie Hutington-Whitely as Pocahontas for FHM • Drunk girls and stripper poles, doesn't get any better • Joanna Krupa in FHM South Africa are fantastic
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Big news this week from the world of UFC and MMA and it actually has to do with legendary card carrier Brittney Palmer. You might have freaked when Palmer missed a summer of UFC Ring Girl duties, but fear not. She was, as we noted a month ago, working on her art and going to school. In an interview with Fitness Gurlz magazine, Palmer says under no circumstance is she finished with her UFC gig. Oh, and did we mention there are new pics? JUMP!
You play some rec basketball. Used to wear those Strength Shoes (remember the Seinfeld episode?). But the vertical has always been an issue. Driving to the rack and dropping buckets for the college intramural team has been a nightmare. Well, whiteboy, we're about to make you even more miserable courtesy of 7-2 Roy Hibbert and his standing 48-inch box jump today at Georgetown where he's working out. Roy dropped this video on Twitter about 10 minutes ago. JUMP!
The Busted Coverage research staff has been busy since Friday's release of Playboy's Girls of the SEC issue. We've tried to get away from publishing anything even remotely related to Playboy promo photos for these shoots because after being drilled by the Playboy law team (based in Chicago, by the way), we've decided to just become social butterflies with the ladies who make up the 2011 Girls of the SEC. Today we meet Goldy Cass and her greatest work on Facebook. JUMP!
You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. How about some WTFs as we wait for NFL free agent 'gasm to blast off at any moment. JUMP!
His 2010 Halloween costume stole a nation's heart. Little Ron Washington came out of nowhere to be the cult hero of fans who're smitten by little kids who look like 1970s burnouts. Liam Roybal is back and is kinda required to bust out the old costume even though he's growing up and the chicks aren't digging the same costume two consecutive years. Plus, the Rangers lost last year. Kudos to the news hounds at News8 Dallas for tracking down Little Ron. (Video at SportsGrid)
Just another day in Florida where a guy allegedly roughed up his wife. Only difference this time is that the homeboy is a former WR for the Dolphins. According to a Broward Sheriff's Office arrest report, James McKnight assaulted his wife Mikki Friday evening at about 6:30 p.m. as she tried to enter her car.The report says McKnight grabbed both of his wife's wrists and twisted them and then pushed her into the car as she was entering. Mikki McKnight hit her head on the car door "causing her to see stars," the report reads. Obviously she should have done the dishes.
• Cleav Alert! Behind Hurricanes penalty box • Dirty Cheerleaders: Central Washington U.! • Video: Missouri fan maced, destroyed by cops • Twitpics: Bad Teacher Edition Playboy style • Slutty Halloween Overload: Sorority Edition! • Ramen Run: Hayden Panettiere in jorts, no bra • Canseco clarifies why he called ex a pot head • #OccupyHerbstreit moves to D.C.
With the NBA firmly locked out and irrelevant, it was hockey night for blogger dorks. Special attention was given to Boston-Carolina (4-1 Hurricanes) where the penalty box got a little crowded during the 3rd period when the Bruins took 10 penalties, including Shawn Thorton throwing objects onto the ice. What else is new this morning? How about a football team beating an opposing coach after a high school game in Georgia. Oh, & Ark. St. beat FIU, 34-16. Let's get rolling!
Let us start this post by saying that this isn't the first 'report' sent to our inbox about Derek Jeter over the past three weeks. It seems the floodgates are opening up since the split with Minka Kelly. Tonight's report is that Jeter was having drinks with these ladies at some NYC bar. (Far right, you look very familiar. Robbie Cano parties back in the day?) For some reason the ladies are avoiding Jeter, but claim there was plenty of fun that night at the bar. JUMP!
Chicago Bears receiver Devin Hester got slapped in the back of his head in a casino in suburban Chicago by a gentleman named Dan Rago. The odd thing about the situation is Rago is seemingly a Chicago sports fan, which made us wonder, why would Rago slap a dude who scored two touchdowns against the Vikings this past Sunday? We break down the possibilities for you. Check 'em and tell us if you agree!
Busted Coverage Afternoon Dump Editor Kevin The Intern sent this one over and said, "Isn't this on your bucket list?" A 90-year-old former Texas Tech cheerleader? You pig! Damn near just pulled the trigger and fired his ass on the spot. No reasoning, just a simple 'Your WordPress account has been deleted' email. But cooler heads prevailed and the thought crossed our mind that this must be what Poon of the Big 12 will one day look like one of these days. JUMP!
• The sexy girls of Charlie Angel's need a new TV home • Amber Heard is looking gorgeous as usual • Homeless man: Jennifer Aniston ruined my life • Tan lines never looked so hot • Brittney Palmer is my new favorite UFC Ring Girl • Miranda Kerr gets down and dirty for Rag & Bone • Ashlee Simpson is no longer the ugly little sister • Katarina Ivanovska will always stay chipper
Well, if you are a Raiders fan & worried about Carson Palmer being in playing shape, we're here to show you that homeboy hasn't just been slamming beers & not working out. The jaw structure is looking firm, unlike his final days with the Bengals. Maybe it's the camera angle. Anyway, the Bengals set themselves up to destroy NFL drafts for the next couple years. If you are a doper, drunk or maniac, be ready. The Bungwads have some extra powder. (via @Vavalium)
Kate Upton is 19. Keep reminding yourself of that. 19. Like, born in 1992. Anyway, Kate and a friend, fellow model Lizzy Glynn, took a stretched Hummer to MetLife for last night's Dolphins-Jets game. Look, there is plenty of sh$% in life that's unfair and not being in that Hummer is one of the biggest kick in the balls we've had to endure. Of course nothing major happened in the Hummer. Just two models rolling around NYC and through the Lincoln Tunnel. JUMP!
This just came down on Twitter like 40 minutes ago from Vikings WR Bernard Berrian: That nasty moment when you thought you grabbed enough t.p. and brown spots magically appear on your fingers. Lmao!! A deuce is about all Berrian's hands have been on this year, magically coming down with only 7 catches for 91 yards in '11. Dude's just having fun on Twitter, you say? You think 7th place in an 8-man fantasy league is a joke? We're not laughing. (@B_Twice)
There is an annual tradition in the SEC where an Alabama fan comes out of nowhere to become the YouTube mouthpiece for Roll Tide Nation. 'Cowboy' was the original, f-bombing redneck that drove bloggers nuts a couple years ago. But he has slowed down with age & kids. But have no fear, Bama Fan, you now have MegaSkeet420 to keep you entertained between Nick Saban press conferences. Skeet actually lives in a trailer & only wears Crimson Tide clothing. JUMP!
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As you might know by know, Busted Coverage spent a few weeks on the road this fall attending some of the biggest college football games with Quinn the AXE mannequin and our cohorts at COED Magazine. We made it to four ESPN GameDay stops and knocked off dozens of bucket list items. There were pictures with Erin Andrews, multiple beers at the best college bars & of course we met a few celebrities including Desmond Howard who answered 5 Questions.
Want to know why you should be investing in phone companies? Because morons like Rebecca Delagarza, 26, will finger blast 22,000 texts to a 14-year-old student that is supposedly having a lesbian affair with her gym teacher in a storage room. This all went down in Texas, which is quickly becoming a hotbed for off-the-grid lesbians who'll go balls to the walls within a school to find themselves an underage girl to lesbian-ise. The math on those 22k texts - JUMP!
• Tumblr: Hottest Chicks Of #OccupyWallStreet • Dolphins cheerleaders in Coast Guard life jackets • Alessandra Ambrosio turning pro at paddleboarding • PIC: Dan Wheldon & wife with tats before his death • Hot Chicks Headed To The Gym: Imogen Thomas • Go Texas: Sexiest Superfans Of The 2011 World Series! • Hot Chicks From Cleveland: Lindsay Ann • Wingsuit Base Jumping Gone Bad: 876 ft. & lives!
We received correspondence overnight from Oregon students about a sign via @NolanKane that dominated at ASU-Oregon this past Saturday night. Good work, boys. Have anything good for the Song Girls and USC in November? In other news this morning, we learned that there is now a cemetery in Bellevue, Washington dedicated to golfers. Want to be buried in a bunker, covered in sand and cigarette butts? Some guy has a business plan & needs dead people. Let's get rolling!
Mediocre Detroit Tigers pitcher Brad Penny, who didn't throw an inning in the postseason, is doing alright off the diamond... or at least he was. Penny is engaged to Dancing With the Stars hotttie Karina Smirnoff, but things apparently aren't looking so rosy for the couple. A trash mag report has surfaced that they're postponing their wedding. You'll never guess why. Here's the reasoning and some hot-ass photos of Karina to prove Penny's ass was out of its league. JUMP!
This tweet just came down from LSU QB Jordan Jefferson: Finally got all my shoes back. Now my shoe game is back to being
#outrageous hahahahaha. You might remember that cops confiscated his shoe collection after allegedly kicking some guy's face in outside a Baton Rouge bar. Things have finally cooled down, Jefferson is back on the football team and Jefferson can go back to studying Thomas Jefferson & his major - sports administration. (@JJefferson9)
• Emmanuelle Chriqui just proves she is perfect • George Clooney is a stud, now is dating Stacy Keibler • Selena Gomez dresses as an annoying rapper • Making Canada proud: Larisa Fraser in lingerie • Miranda Kerr shows off her hot bod for V.S. • 48 sexy pics of Edita Vilkeviciute • The weekend brings out the truth behind innocent girls • For you 3rd shifters: How about Britt Shelstead?
For those of you who haven't been following Zach Greinke's wife, Emily, on Twitter you've been missing out on all the fun. She's a former pageant chick. Used to cheer for the Dallas Cowboys and married a Cy Young Award winner. Her bank account has seven zeros. She's hot. Her husband is a complete dork. And she's tired of the horrible seats the St. Louis Cardinals gave Milwaukee Brewers' WAGs during the NLCS. WAR! JUMP!