Kim Kardashian Marriage To Kris Humphries Over After 72 Days!

TMZ has the exclusive this morning on how Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce and has suckered your stupid wife/GF into more of her ‘reality’ garbage. 72 days. That’s all. Not even through one meaningful holiday. TMZ says,”We’re told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment.” Well, divorce sells many more magazines than that stupid ‘annulment’ word. Like, what the hell does that mean anyway. 


We’re told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.

Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife.

As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement .

Good work from Humphries, though. His Wikipedia page will forever list him as Kim Kardashian’s ex and that is something to leave to society once you’ve exited this world. Kudos to these kids for coming to their senses. Time for another year of Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

Of course that scumbag Ryan Seacrest has CONFIRMED the report.

Sidenote: We’ve checked their Twitter follower lists and these two are still ‘following’ each other. Just a small tidbit that Entertainment Tonight can use for tonight’s broadcast. Spin that, Billy Bush!

The Kardashian-Humphries Marriage Stats:

• Kris has made $17mm in his basketball career. Kim made $17.9mm off the wedding

• Kardashian’s 2-day wedding special on E! drew an avg of 4.2M viewers, the same # in US that watched ManU-Barca Final on FOX (via @darrenrovell)

• Humphries has only played more games in a single season (74) than days of his marriage (72) – once – last year.