Want to know why you should be investing in phone companies? Because morons like Rebecca Delagarza, 26, will finger blast 22,000 texts to a 14-year-old student that is supposedly having a lesbian affair with her gym teacher in a storage room. This all went down in Texas, which is quickly becoming a hotbed for off-the-grid lesbians who’ll go balls to the walls within a school to find themselves an underage girl to lesbian-ise.
The Daily Mail (a source for all things crazy) has the shocking details:
ABC-13 reported that Delagarza exchanged more than 22,000 texts with the girl – who was 14 at the time – during their eight-month-long affair.
The victim admitted to officers she had her alleged sex encounters with Delagarza in her office and in a storage area of the school locker room.
One of those texts was found by the girl’s mother, who reported it to the police.
In addition, some of the school’s employees reportedly told police that the girl spent an extensive amount of time in Delagarza’s office.
Blah, blah, blah. Let’s break down the math on this one. That’s the real story.
- • 8 month affair
- • 8 hours of texting time (on average)
- • 7 days a week
- • 120 days (just rounding off)
If we just break down the 20k over 120 days, that’s 167 texts per day. If we say there was texting occurring for an average of 8 hours per day, that’s just over 20 texts an hour. And, just to remind you, this is 7 days a week for 8 months.
Of course this is all hypothetical. There could have been 500 text outbursts on Saturday morning. Or just crazy rapid fire, one-word texts on an 18-hour bender during yet another hot Texas Sunday.
However you break down the math, it’s staggering to think this lesbot was that desperate. It’s sad to see a society lowered to preying on children and going so far over its Verizon text allotment per month.
Such a shame.