Go Army! & North Face Coat Is New Swag For Black Bank Robbers? [Cuff ‘Em]

Well, look what we have here – the executive, ready to scale a mountain black guy bank robber. As mentioned last week, our Baseball Cap Bank Robber researchers have noticed that the thieves are going to new costumes. Is that a direct result of BC calling them out for shitty hat choices? Likely. This bro in eastern Pennsylvania is obviously a reader because who would ever expect a black dude to be rocking Go Army! & North Face jacket combo? Not us.

Berks County TV has the details:

Wyomissing police are investigating a bank robbery about 4:45 p.m. Thursday, Oct. 6, at the National Penn Bank at Ridgewood Road and Berkshire Boulevard.

The robber took cash fled in a small or mid-sized white vehicle.

He is black with a medium build between 5 feet 6 inches and 5 feet 11 inches tall, with a black “GO ARMY” baseball cap, a black North Face coat, sunglasses, and a white checkered button-down shirt.

This one will be hard for the FBI investigators. Dude takes off in his white Honda Accord (or enter your own mid-sized white vehicle) and heads back to the ‘hood where he burns the North Face coat and Go Army hat. Boom, back into civilization.

But that’s where you come in. Busted Coverage Nation. Our record is 0-for-2011. Not a single bank robbery case broken open thanks to our tip line. We still have 2.5 months to make shit happen. Snap to it, boys.

Too scared to turn your boy into the Pa. State Police? Not us, that’s our old neighborhood. Email us a name and Facebook where we can find North Face Mafia & we’ll split the reward money.

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