Nope, didn’t watch a single down in the Arkansas vs. A&M, ‘You’re Lucky This Isn’t For S.E.C. West Bragging Rights,’ battle yesterday in Jerry’s Palace. We hear, thanks to like 8 hours of ESPN recaps, that Tyler Wilson went nuts. The end was supposed to be epic. Like, out of control epicly great. So great that fans were left speechless, shirtless and with their hands on their heads.
Luckily for the ladies in the audience, tubby Arkansas fan decided to put on a show with the man cans.
Premise of Video: Arkansas had just scored to take a 42-38 lead. Pig Sooie Nation was going nuts. They’d been drinkin’ $12 beers all day. Time to whip the hair.
Climax of Video: It’s an eight-second clip, hang in there.
Conclusion: Great transition from the ESPN production crew. “Guys, if the Razorbacks score right here get me a fat, shirtless, rolling-in-pig-shit Arkansas fan and a sad A&M chick with a decent rack.” And then it happens and ESPN was prepared. They aren’t called the World Wide Leader for nothing.