'Tis that time of year when baseball teams expand rosters, call up a few players who may never sniff a MLB field again and play out the remainder of the season. It's also that time of year when we need to recognize MLB WAGs that deserve your attention before 2011 ends. We have five candidates and all have under 200 Twitter followers. Guys, enough with Minka Kelly. Time to move on. September WAG Call-Ups - JUMP!
"Vikki, you are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? You're just a woman with a small brain." A little Ron Burgundy this morning after NBC 4 reporter Vikki Vargas went sleepytime with her report post Packers-Saints. It was a long one. Between Maroon 5 and Kid Rock and that Sparks chick singing the Anthem, kickoff was late. To be honest, our ass didn't last past half. Vikki's FAIL - JUMP!
This is what it has come to for NCAA football programs: Twitter accounts that look fake, but aren't and are actually advising boosters on how to behave in society. The above tweet came down this morning from the OSU Compliance Twitter account. Too good to be true? Totally legit. Gene Smith follows. You might remember him as one of Jim Tressel's biggest supporters and as A.D. of thee Ohio State University. More compliance fun facts - JUMP!
Meet Jesse Hippolite or Willie Sutton Jr. if you follow him on Facebook. You are looking at what New York cops believe is one of the most prolific bank robbers to hit NYC banks in many, many years. And he's just 23. Yes, he's a Yankees fan. Hippolite probably wouldn't have been busted if it hadn't been for his stupid ass posting photos of money, champagne and updates about robbing banks. *Filed under: Royals fan never this stupid. JUMP!
• 'Internet Is For Porn' t-shirt behind Brooklyn Decker • WAG Irina Shayk is back with new pics to peruse • 67 Photos: Hooters Chicks Wearing Football Jerseys • Food Porn: Kate Upton about to destroy these cupcakes • End of Summer: Denise Milani vs. a Purple Bikini • Guys, seriously, Kate Gosselin? Yes or No? • WTF? Nicole Scherzinger in a crazy ass belt dress • Darren Rovell's favorite ice cream: Schweddy Balls
So let us get this straight: you show up to Lambeau looking like you huffed a few cans of spray paint, root for the Saints and then want to get in on the ass slapping after yet another Packers touchdown? Is this some sort of joke? What a loser. Anyway, the Aaron Rodgers machine rolled along, the home team covered and Oklahoma State covered. That means we pushed for the night. In other news, it's Friday. Let's make this painless. (via @JoeSportsFan)
By now you are fully aware that an NFL game will break out tonight after Barack finishes off his worthless jobs plan speech. Packers-Saints, 8 p.m. But there is also a college football game going down. Arizona at #9 Oklahoma State, 8 p.m. Our friends at Tempe12 emailed earlier today reminding us that if you need a fix of Arizona chicks during the game, their sister site Tucson 12 has you covered. Gallery! JUMP!
Tennessee Titans quarterback Matt Hasselbeck has some new kicks and while they might ooze patriotism (in honor of 9/11, of course), they might be the ugliest shoes we've ever seen. We like where your heart is, but you're sense of style has obviously left the building. Although, if Osama Bin Laden were alive, we're sure he'd be terrified. Check out these monstrosities.
That isn't Photoshopped. Totally legit. Meet Joey Diehl, an up-and-coming MMA fighter repped by Suckerpunch Entertainment. Sherdog says this guy is 5-5, 125 lbs. and now the owner of what is considered the worst cut in MMA history. This is said to have occurred over the weekend and Diehl actually won his match via submission. (Still waiting on video of this mess.) Anyway, need a better look? JUMP!
It's a shame that we'll go through most of, if not all of the 2011 season, without Peyton Manning running up and down the offensive line calling out assignments and pointing at linebackers. The news out of Indy today is that Peyton has undergone his second neck surgery. ESPN is freaking. CBS is busy changing its 4 p.m. games and fantasy owners are jumping off bridges. Jim Irsay gives us the latest, via Twitter. JUMP!
Welcome to our new series called Media Members In The Wild. We're seeking submissions and just might throw money to photos deemed worthy of our cash. The idea is simple: we want photos of sports media members partying, dominating red cups, working the ladies, etc. Submit: email@example.com The party kicks off today with Dana Jacobson's pasty, thick, luscious thighs. Bare. JUMP!
Think about it. What was the greatest football game you ever witnessed in person. You were there. You breathed the same air as the players. Were freezing your ass off when the game-winning catch was made. A game you'll tell your kids about one of these days. The question was thrown out to BC writers and correspondents. Of course Kevin The Intern was the only guy to not respond. Remember, he goes to Purdue. JUMP!
Of course we weren't watching The Today Show this morning where Matt, Al, etc. set up shop because otherwise America wouldn't be watching tonight's Packers-Saints game. But the local media was given field passes to document the proceedings. That meant Green Bay Press-Gazette reporter Charles Davis could snap photos, including fake Brett Favre meeting with Tony Dungy. Seriously. Like, NBC went out of its way to get this guy more publicity. JUMP!
This news has been buried within the WAG world for many months, but it now comes to light within the sports blogosphere that journeyman outfielder Laynce Nix will be marrying the legendary Cowboys cheerleader Brooke Sorenson. Gentlemen, we're talking about a guy who has 64 career MLB HRs. A .246 career average. In other words, there is hope. We've got the registry & more on Laynce using baseball to hit the chick lottery. JUMP!
How many of you get to a September game a couple of pitches too late, grab a beer, maybe a dog and then head for your outfield seat? Happens all the time. So imagine our glee this morning when this video crosses our email inbox. Keith in Oakland couldn't believe his eyes. "How awful would it be to lose your father to a home run ball off the temple," he writes. Um, it would be horrific. Like, kids at school would never let you forget. Video - JUMP!
Here we go again with the Ohio vs. Alabama Craziest Bastards On The Face Of The Planet Challenge! You might remember last week when the Ohio resident was banging a pool raft. Alabama just wouldn't be shown up like that. Over the weekend the Southerners stole the flag from OH with Kimberly Hicks & her husband slamming some beers during Bama vs. Kent State. One thing led to another & mamma stabbed daddy. JUMP!
• Um: LSU cheerleaders gettin' dirty against fridge • O.D. On 2011 Washington Redskins Cheerleaders! • WTF? John Mayberry Jr.'s obsession with this chick • Photos: U.K. Jersey Chaser® gets VH1 'reality' show • Imogen Thomas: Best Boxing Glove Bra Of The Day! • Horny Yet? Kelly Osbourne hotter than ever! • Headlines: Ohio penis survey goes badly • Wild On: Squirrel F's Up Indians Bullpen
Twitter user @ColinDeval was on his way to Green Bay yesterday and just happened to catch the Packer Mobile rolling up the highway to the Promised Land. The weather has changed. Fall rains have arrived. Temps are barely breaking 70. Football is in the air and officially kicks off tonight. But...you'll have to wait until Barry is done with his jobs speech. Want to hear Kid Rock on network TV? Not happening. Dammit, Obama!
Former New York Giants running back Tiki Barber may be jobless, devastated no one wants him and more or less universally despised, but at least he still has 20-something girlfriend Traci Lynn Johnson. Here's a good glimpse of what Tiki gets to look at every night after he's unable to look at himself in the mirror. Not bad. Check the photos!
Doug Flutie made a minor news ripple in Canada Monday after showing up at a football game in London, Ontario. It wasn't a Canadian Football League game. Instead, Flutie was in town for a Western Ontario game. Yeah, that's a Canadian college. It seems his daughter, Alexa, is dating some dude from Massachusetts (Peter Giannikopoulos) who is playing Canadian college football. Relationship killer, bro. JUMP!
• Kim Kardashian drops some major cleavage • More Cleavage: Kelly Brook drop some too • Kate Upton gets ridiculously sexy while topless • Michael Bay's girlfriend seems quite lovely • Possibly Pregnant: Alessandra Ambrosio looks like it • This Russian moto girl is stunning • Olivia Munn rocking the cleavage on the beach • Amateurs: Way too many to handle
We cannot let the Masturbation World Series slip by without breaking down this classic matchup in true Busted Coverage fashion. While other blogs are trying to figure out what Texas A&M to the SEC means for the future of college football, our editors have been watching Twitter for tweets relating to tonight's HUGE showdown. Dickey vs. Hand. Hand vs. Dickey. Folks, this is why the Internet was founded. For garbage like this. JUMP!
Could come down to who needs relief first in the battle of R.A. Dickey and Brad Hand at Joe Robbie tonight in what would be another worthless September baseball game. Instead, Dickey vs. Hand should be the Internet's dream come true on a slow Wednesday. As tipster @ABroadway00 wrote to us on Twitter, "Should be a strong finish..." And that's coming from a chick. Helluva battle coming with first pitch at 7. Don't miss it.
And here we thought Milan Lucic and his girlfriend Brittany Carnegie were the picture perfect NHL couple who could drink & fight together without causing too much of a raucous. Lucic was 30th in the NHL last season with 121 PIMs. Early Tuesday morning he nearly added to that total after Boston cops were called to handle a drunken Lucic and a girlfriend who says the two had a fight but the Cup champion didn't hit her. JUMP!
We promised @Sportsking77 that we'd run a gallery of Mardy Fish's wife Stacey Gardner. Poor Sportsking77. Dude has pumped out 2,500+ tweets and only has 25 followers. That's it. And a few of those are spam bots. So this is like a Twitter dream come true for Sportsking77. A day to gloat. A day to tell his bros how powerful he is on Twitter. A day to stare at Mardy's wife. The guy claims Stacey is hotter than Brooklyn Decker. Seriously. JUMP!
You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. firstname.lastname@example.org
RT News has been broadcasting news about a Russian plane crash, carrying a hockey team from the KHL, has claimed the life of 43. Several of those dead were NHL hockey players, including coach Brad McCrimmon and Pavol Demitra. NHL.com first reported on the crash around 11 a.m. EST. Meanwhile, ESPN has made exactly one mention of the crash - at 11:47 EST - and then went back to NFL, Texas A&M and Steven Strasburg. JUMP!
Yes, Ana Ivanovic lost Monday in straight sets to Serena Williams. But who wants to gander at Serena's gun boats that, frankly, scare the shit out of most men. Combine the caboose and the Serena guns and men will not click. Ivanovic is a different story. She's Serbian (so damn exotic to American men) and just 23. This makes her a perfect candidate for a Gun Show. Gigantic gallery! JUMP!
Reminder: If you are a father with a stud 12-year-old linebacker? A father with a dominant OL who's been pancaking since 6? A father of a linebacker who's a young James Harrison, with the motor of a Ray Lewis? Send in videos. The 2011 Busted Coverage Sledgehammer Team is currently filling spots. Today we get a look at Ricky Watters Jr. (why can't YouTubers simply write in a name?). Football porn!
You know how Doc Gooden and Gary Sheffield were related to half of Tampa? Like every time a rookie came up to the majors, announcers would be like, "Here's Nook Logan making his Major League debut. Little known fact, he's Gary Sheffield's cousin." Yeah, pretty much everyone in Florida is related to each other. Anyway, good luck trying to follow along with this Florida youth football cheerleading brawl story. JUMP!
• NFL Is Back: Ali Larter wearing Eagles hat & Spandex! • Gallery: Hottest Women Who Braved U.S. Open Rain • Your really, really, really LATE Final NY Post Yanks cover • Dad's Worst Nightmare: College Girls Behaving Badly! • Debate At Work: 100 Sexiest Singers In The World • Playboy's SFW Twitpic Theatre: End of Summer Bikinis • John Wall's 21st: Partied w/ Rudy Huxtable & at strip club • It Happens: Ana Ivanovic U.S. Open windy wardrobe
Pretty sure he pronounces it Anus. How 'bout them Yankees? Those guys are huge all around the globe, including Libya where we've now spotted two rebels sporting Yankees caps during their journey to killing or eliminating the Gadhafi clan. Maybe you remember this surface-to-air missile launcher from back in March. We efforted Anas Ahmed el Houderi's Facebook account to see what he think of A.J. Burnett. No dice. Seems Anas is too busy.
Leryn Franco, the 2006 Miss Paraguay runner-up, first wowed us during the 2008 Olympics where she competed in javelin. We kind of forgot about her until we heard she broke up with her footballer boyfriend Lucas Barrios. We're glad she's in the news again because it reminded us just how hot she is. We've got the dirty details of her breakup and some sexy photos to boot. Check it!
Brady Quinn typed on his iPhone last night: Those Terps uni's are sick. Can't wait for NIKE to take over the NFL next year! And then clarified when followers destroyed him: “@B23Hunter: @BQ9 comeon brady they look like crash test dummies” true..and yes I realize they are made by UA, just excited for NIKE next yr. Then, today, Brady told us he was getting Chipotle for lunch. Suck it, Raiders Nation. (via @BQ9)
• Caroline Wozniacki continues to TwitPic flirt • Rosie Moran was a great MMA Ring Girl • The 20 hottest photos of Izabel Goulart • Jung Yuri proves Koreans are sexy • Kate Winslet shows off her super sexy side • The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders love to be in bikinis • Nuts Magazine hot shots calendar video is amazing • Salma Hayek shows off her cleavage in this black dress
Dwayne Wade's lady Gabrielle Union looks good. She looks even better in a bikini. And even if you don't like the Miami Heat, you'll probably agree she looks pretty damn fine in this Miami Heat bikini. Union hit the beach with Wade and his two sons on Monday and showed off body and her new bikini. We've got the photos right here! JUMP!