“Vikki, you are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island? You’re just a woman with a small brain.” A little Ron Burgundy this morning after NBC 4 reporter Vikki Vargas went sleepytime with her report post Packers-Saints. It was a long one. Between Maroon 5 and Kid Rock and that Sparks chick singing the Anthem, kickoff was late.
To be honest, our ass didn’t last past half. See, we have this incredible couch where it’s possible to lounge, rest an arm and stretch out as if in bed. We’ll guarantee a human that gets up at 6:00 a.m. cannot last more than an hour on that couch with the lights off and Al Michaels tickling your ear.
Posted: Last night by several L.A. viewers
Premise of Video: Did you hear that most of California went through a power outage yesterday? Yes, well Vikki is on the case and hit a local gas station to get the latest.
Climax of Video: Uuuhhhhhhhhhhhh………
Conclusion: Just a hiccup. Vikki is still a hard-hitting reporter capable of great work on Kardashian and Justin Bieber stories.