Here’s A First: Paintball Bursts Fake Boob

This one took a little time to make it across the pond, but better late than never.

A 26-year-old London woman was playing a leisurely game of paintball when she got hit in the tit and collapsed in pure agony.

At first she thought it was a bruise, but a visit to the doctor revealed the shot burst one of her silicone gel breast implants.

Fortunately, the woman and her breasts will be okay. Paintball will be changed forever, though.

UK Paintball, which operates the Paintzone Paintball Park facility near Croyden where the incident occurred, has changed their policies because of the incident.

“Part of the fun of paintball is that it hurts a bit when you get shot but in all the years we’ve been going we’ve never seen an incident like this,” a spokesman for the company said.¬†“It came as a real surprise to hear that a woman had her implant burst at one of our centers.”

The company is now asking women with breast implants to notify them when they book a session. Women with fakeys will also have to sign a disclaimer and be given extra padding.

Paintballs can travel up 190 mph.

What’s perhaps more surprising is that women with implants actually take part in physical activity. Maybe this should be a lesson to you surgically enhanced monsters.

Unfortunately, we don’t know the woman’s name. If anyone has any info, you should shoot us an email.

[Paintball shot ruptures woman’s silicone breast implant]