Joe Paterno Trades In Nikes For These Killer Socks [Photo]

Our special agents on the ground in State College shot this photo of Joe Paterno at yesterday’s practice where the old coot somehow managed to get his ass onto the practice field. His wing is busted up after the freak practice accident, but it was just a little bump in the road. There he is with his two-deep roster and a personal chauffeur cruising around practice. Meanwhile, his son was running a caption contest. 

Jay was going through some old photos and came across a photo of his father and Bear Bryant from one of their Sugar Bowl showdowns.

Of course the comments were based on Bear smoking that cigarette. Joe’s pants and what old-time bowl press conferences looked like. Surprisingly none of the captions making the cut were the simple ones, such as…


The old coot’s record against The Bear.


[Your Captions for The Paterno-Bryant Press Conference Photo]