There’s nothing that says “I’m a huge [insert name of basketball superstar] fan (and a moron)” like getting their face burned onto your flesh for all time.
A week after some idiot got LeBron James’ ugly mug tattooed on his leg, we’ve got this idiot getting Kobe Bryant’s face tattooed on his leg.
I think we can officially call this a trend. And hey, everyone is doing it, so as a sheep who can’t think for themselves and just does what every other moron is doing, you should run down to your local tattoo parlor and get one too.
Just remember, LeBron James and Kobe Bryant are already taken. If you get one of those players all of the other douchebags will mock you and tell their Affliction-wearing friends you’re not cool because you’re not original.
So, maybe go for someone like Derrick Rose or, if you’re Mormon, Jimmer Fredette.