Just minutes ago, through our vast Rolodex of NFL contacts, we got off the phone with Carolina Panthers tight end Jeremy Shockey who was busting it back to Miami from a Keys diving trip to pack his bags and prepare for the end of the NFL lockout. "The deal will be done Thursday and we're being told to report to Charlotte for a three-day camp the 22nd through 25th," Shockey said sounding like he was ready to hit someone. More details - JUMP!
Ho hum, Chris Bosh got married this weekend in Miami and the biggest news from the event was LeBron James and his shaved face. Seriously, for the 'urban' community this event is totally bigger than the Ben Roethlisberger wedding coming up THIS SATURDAY! But leave it to some rich white dude to be the guy responsible for uploading the only 'insider' pics from Bosh's bash. Repeat, a white guy. PICS - JUMP!
Why do we continue to track Matthew Stafford's man cans? Because Busted Coverage happens to like the Detroit Lions and we see a guy who, photographed July 4th weekend, doesn't exactly look like he's been on a strict cardio regimen. It's no secret that Staffs likes his beer. We've documented his recent beer runs, yet Matt tells NFL.com that he's been staying fit during the lockout. JULY 4TH HOUSEBOAT BASH! JUMP!
You guys keep demanding more and more Baseball Cap Bank Robbers so here we go again, this time in New Orleans. If you are keeping track at home, please mark a notch for the San Francisco Giants in the bank robbery division. This fool ain't playin' and needs some cash for the weekend. See what police know and Busted Coverage investigators have uncovered. Help bust this case wide open - JUMP!
• Wedding dress streaker at Braves game! • Good lord! Look at caboose on Fordham cheerleader • Erika Moutinho: Last chick standing at WSOP • Um, Yes: AnnaSophia Robb bikini hair whip • Irina Shayk walking her dog in NYC wearing this • Jesse Jane 30 For 30: Birthday girl! • Serena Williams' giant bikini ass at beach • Boss: Joe Sakic drains Hole-In-One for $1,000,000
Whether it was the little chubby USA fan raising his shirt after a goal, Michelle and Barry eating a dinner on a historic ottoman in the White House (Michelle drinking a 312?) or a black guy in Uncle Sam gear at a bar, America was riveted yesterday. Personally, the 105-degree temps had our asses firmly planted on the couch. For one July afternoon women's soccer really mattered. It doesn't go away without one look back at the fun. JUMP!
To take a word from the Kenny Powers dictionary, the Kenny Powers K-Swiss ads give me a boner. Here's comedian Danny McBride completely uncensored taking over as K-Swiss CEO in his best ad spot yet. We saved this for the weekend so you could turn this up at home and scare the #@%^ out of your dog. Enjoy. JUMP!
What more can we say other than Kate Upton unleashed 95% of her body on a Miami runway yesterday during the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week show for Beach Bunny swimwear. According to her Twitter account, Upton will be at the beach this weekend so we suggest getting your ass out of the hotel and start scoping out South Beach for the recently turned 19-year-old. 25 photos that'll bring a tear to your eye - JUMP!
• Watch: Miguel Angel Jimenez stretching is amazing • Cole Hamels wife update...here she is at U2 concert • Weekend Fun: Your #FriskyFriday roundup • Need To Puke? Hilary Swank bikini time! • 84 Butterfaces To Take Home Tonight From Club • Elena Dementieva becomes a WAG today in Russia • Tweets: Evan Turner has a wife carrying request • Pic: Biggest Douchebag Spiked Hair Of The Week
According to our Twitter timeline this morning it's freezing at the British Open. Not that we've noticed since the Open has yet to come across our television. Just trust Twitter twits. Or just observe how Rickie Fowler is dealing with the elements. Cooler than school flat-bill cap, white poof coat, those awesome white pants and blizzard-proof down mitts. Those mitts - actually Titleist branded. See, you learned something this morning.
Yes, it's officially Jay Cutler-Kristin Cavallari day, but we have perfectly good reasoning for each post. And the fun-fest is capped off with news that the couple's wedding registry has officially hit the Internets for their July 7, 2012 wedding. Can't get the ball rolling too early. It's a BC tradition to get a gift for the millionaire couple, so we went with a $3.95 yellow reamer. Reasoning? Not sure, but it's handy. JUMP!
• Sexy ladies in Harry Potter costumes • Olivia Wilde drops awesome cleavage • Team USA kicks ass and sexy at it • Irina Shayk dresses up for walking the dog • Candice Swanepoel gets sexed up for campaign • Fernanda Prada's has some cute little curves • Leticia Zuloaga bares all the necessities • Gracie Carvalho is a hot Brazilian model
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is not a smart man. Here's more proof -- he sports the same facial expression no matter what he's doing. Is it confusion, stupidity, indifference? Who knows. At least he has a hot girlfriend in a bikini to distract us from it. Seriously, the guy can't even sit at the Raleigh in Miami and drink booze without making a stupid face. At least Eli has an excuse. JUMP!
Here is what we learned about Jimmer Fredette's day of golf today at the American Century Classic: he's out of his league. As if being a bad golfer wasn't enough of an embarrassment, the ACC folks just had to partner him with Tim Tebow and Herm Edwards. Two holy rollers & Mr. Speech Pathologist. Snoozer. Meanwhile, Jimmer's girlfriend was being hounded by the horny bros walking the course. JUMP!
Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods' ex, has a new boyfriend. He's Jamie Dingman. He's rich, he's not terribly good looking and he's an opportunist, but he's the exact opposite of Tiger (except for the rich part). His new woman has an estimated $100 million fortune and she's ready to find some rebound meat. Looks like Jaime's timing couldn't be any better. Gold digger! JUMP!
In all honesty, a Cuban boating company has not signed Kelly Brook to an endorsement deal. That was just a headline we allowed Kevin The Intern to come up with to fulfill one of his internship requirements. Truth be told, Brook is titillating the locals in Italy where she's obviously getting R&R before her next red carpet appearance. Tough job, you know. Imagine living with 'those' on a daily basis. JUMP!
You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Hit up this gallery before blowing off work for the course. It's worth 1.5-2 minutes. JUMP!
We've had the Busted Coverage i-Team investigators keeping tabs on Chuck Barkley during his time in Tahoe this week for the American Century Classic & the reports have been superb. There is one certainty during Barkley's four days, or so, in Tahoe - they'll need to call in Corona reinforcements. Whether it's doing the Tony Bruno Show or on stage at the club, a Corona has been in Chuck's hand. JUMP!
The American Century Celebrity Golf Tournament got started yesterday in Tahoe with Michael Jordan throwing down bones in a bet with fans that he would hit the green on a Par 3. As if just talking smack to the game's greatest ever isn't fun enough for a group of bros, taking money from Jordan would feel even better, right? Well, the bros keep talking trash until MJ walks up to take his shot...and....JUMP!
Dude, seriously, you let her walk out of the house and to the Mercedes-Benz Miami Fashion Week Diesel show wearing a 5.2 carat, $125,000 ring? Don't have a 1.25 backup? Seriously, bro, she's literally just a broken heal away from taking a digger into the front row black guys and that ring going flying into the cheap seats. C'mon Jay, use your head. Explain to her there is a lockout. Christ, you're in trouble. JUMP!
A single tweet from a 20-something daughter of a SEC football coach can send an entire football conference and at least two fan bases into a frenzy. Don't believe us? You need to see what Nick Saban's daughter, Kristen, tweeted Wednesday night as Cam Newton's face was blasted across ESPN during the ESPYs. Think Ohio State-Michigan is brutal? You ain't seen nothing yet. TWITTER WAR! JUMP!
It's a new series we're developing for Cuff 'Em where we'll take a look at the baseball cap of choice for bank robbers. Yesterday we got things started with Cleveland Indians guy. Today our investigators head to Edgewater, Maryland where this Dodgers fan decided he wanted to make an illegal withdrawal from a M&T Bank. But this isn't the normal cap & sunglasses heist. Yep, that's hosiery over his face. Help us get a reward - story details & BC tip hotline...JUMP!
• Asshole with pink hair has WSOP Main Event lead • Tweets: Alex Morgan's Google Trend map is insane • Sexy Costumes: Bridget Marquardt's early Halloween • 27 Hardest Working Bras In Hollwood - Gallery! • Pics: Nina Dobrev kicking around pink soccer balls • Swimming With MILFS: A summer tradition we like • Idiots: Posh Beckham bought this $900 stroller • Sad: Natalie Gulbis has airport golf baggage issues
It'll be the smallest ballpark in the MLB with only 37,000 seats, but will have two 600-gallon salt water fish tanks encased in bullet-proof glass. The Marlins (believe it or not) are trucking along with the new ballpark the city/county was pimp-slapped into building. The big questions for MLB is if anyone will care whether there is a new facility to watch the Marlins. Joe Robbie's upper deck has been closed & the Marlins are averaging 17k a game. Pics - JUMP!
A year after using ESPN for "The Decision" LeBron James spurned their awards show, the ESPYs, to return to the scene of the crime and play yesterday in a summer-league basketball game in Cleveland. It's probably a good thing though, since he was made fun of at the EPSYs most of the night. Watch Bron Bron's team get dunked on and The King miss yet another summer league jumper. Video...JUMP-JUMP!
• Rachel Bilson gets all dolled up • Daisy Lowe likes shakes her money maker • Katie Price busts out the big girls • Jasmine Waltz has a sex tape, drama • 20 hottest photos of Suelyn Medeiros • Jessica Alba should only be married to me • Yoko Matsugane is one sexy Japanese DJ • Pool dancing girl does a FAIL
Dylan Smith is only 19 but he has already etched out his spot in Kentucky sports lore as the male cheerleader who fell 44-feet to a certain death but saved his life with a variety of cheerleading moves. Just days after a Texas Rangers fan fell from the stands and eventually died, Smith was in Rhode Island teaching gymnastics when his ordeal began. This one reads like a Jackie Chan flipping-through-the-air and to safety flick. Details of Dylan's great escape - JUMP!
Real Madrid is currently training on the UCLA campus for its upcoming friendly against the L.A. Galaxy and it has people in a frenzy. How big of a frenzy. You have to see this woman come out of nowhere to run in front of a Real golf cart on its way to/from practice. Of course there is a low-speed collision. Of course the lady goes flying. Of course the Spanish media was there to record it and as of 2:45 p.m. EST Marca.com has 428 comments on this video. JUMP!
A couple years ago our friends at Who Ate All The Pies had Argentinian Belen Rodriguez all the way up to #14 in their world WAG rankings. She was on a complete roll within the WAG community and then comes the summer of 2011 and we see her with some banana-boat, mankini-wearing Italian boyfriend on the beaches of Formentera, Spain. No matter, she's still just a phone call away from sleeping with a futboler. For that she has to be #1 on our rankings. See - JUMP!
You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Blow off at least 2-3 minutes of your lunch today with this gallery - JUMP!
Just as we were preparing ourselves for Debbie Clemens to take the stand in the Roger Clemens perjury trial, the U.S. government goes and screws up its case on Day 2. Seriously, a mistrial was just issued on Day 2! The government, today, played a video of Roger answering questions from Rep. Elijah Cummings. The video included pieces that the judge in this case had barred. The jury saw the video, Clemens' lawyers objected and Judge Walton just ended the case.
Busted Coverage 5 Questions Editor Joe Student emailed headquarters earlier this week to know if he should take an interview with Houston Texans stud RB Arian Foster. We get these opportunities quite often and most athletes are completely boring. Not Foster. He opens up on the NCAA about its stupid rules and who on the Texans is getting fat during this lockout. Here are questions the Houston Chronicle won't ask Arian. JUMP!
In case you are like us and refuse to watch award shows between Memorial Day and Labor Day we are here this morning for your hot chick photo roundup. You guys demand it and this really isn't a bad job on a Thursday morning. The highlights: Serena Williams in her porn-ish BangBros.com secretary outfit and Selena Gomez bringing her girlfriend along for the fun. 30 photos of the fun should be more than enough to get recapped - JUMP!
Columbus, Ohio police are on the lookout for a black guy who has sunglasses, a cellphone, tie, nice dress shirt and a Chief Wahoo Cleveland Indians hat with the New Era sticker on the bill. In one of the dumbest moments in Cleveland Indians bank robber history, this guy made a fool out of himself Tuesday morning. No gun, no weapon of any sort and the wrong kind of ice in his veins. Nothing like getting in a bank robbery during the all-star break. JUMP!
• NSFW-ish girls of Western Ontario U.! • MUST-SEE: Best Intervention Intro EVER! • Uh, Oh! Here is Elin Nordgren kissing new guy • Tweets: Athletes react to Dirk dating a sister • O-H-I-O funeral lady explains why she did it to dad • PICS: Helena Christensen officially a bikini butterface • LOOK: Jessica Alba throws football, wearing bikini • (Pictured) Florencia Salvioni will make you cry
Thanks to Brian Wilson the ESPYs were watchable for like 15 minutes until Seth Meyers was done with his opening series of one-liners. Then they started handing out the hardware and it was time to bail. If you guys hate the Home Run Derby, how do you possibly sit through hours of ESPN coverage of an ESPN fabricated event. Did you watch Cowherd try to be funny on the red carpet? Absolutely horrid. In the end it was all about Wilson. And that's a good thing. JUMP!