Surprisingly this one comes to us via the great state of Iowa where flat tops and black eyes still make for great jail mug shots. Meet John Twombly. He got married over the weekend. It was a special day. Friends were there. A great reception was planned. And then it seems that one of his groomsmen got drunk and started dancing with John’s new wife. John didn’t like it and started brawling with his former boy. The police show up and stomp Twombly’s face.
According to the police report written by an off duty, uniformed officer working security at the reception, Twombly was drunk and pushed his groomsman, Travis Cullen “So hard he lost his balance knocking over a ceramic column breaking it and into me sitting on a stool against the wall”. The report then says Twombly “Was trying to fight everyone.” The officer immediately called for back up.
No word on if the police let John bail out and go back to the party. But the guy did have a sweet black eye for his honeymoon. Congrats, chief.
Want to see John’s wedding registry? Here you go. Of course the knife set was purchased for this happy couple. Go figure.