Police On Lookout For Mariners Throwback Bank Robber [Cuff ‘Em]

Look at this jerkoff and his bank robbery outfit. Kinda looks like Joba Chamberlain was traded to the Mariners and walked into a grocery store bank for a withdrawal. Joba wannabe must be hard up for cash because the fuzz says Throwback has busted up two banks in July and is now being called the Mariners Bank Robber. And both times he’s hit grocery store banks. Let’s turn his ass in and make some cash.

KIRO has the details:

On July 2, police said the man robbed a Chase Bank branch inside of a Safeway grocery store on Canyon Road East.The same man is believed to also be responsible for the July 22 robbery of a Columbia Bank branch inside the Summit Trading Company grocery store, also located on Canyon Road East.In both robberies, the man entered the grocery store, walked up to the bank and handed the teller a note demanding cash and threatening violence, the Sheriff’s Department said.The robber took the cash and quickly walked out of the store.The man is described as white, 25 to 30 years old, about 5 feet 10 inches tall and 200 pounds.

There’s a $1,000 reward for info leading to Throwback’s arrest so take a look at your Facebook friends and figure out which guy has been happy even though the Mariners have now lost 17 in a row.

If you’re scared to turn in your bro, let us do the deed. We’ll split the cash with you.

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