It came to our attention that Philadelphia 76ers point guard Jrue Holiday and U.S. Women’s World Cup Soccer player Lauren Cheney are dating and it appears they’re perfect for each other.
They’re both athletes, both went to UCLA and they’re both Bible thumpers.
Holiday was in Dresden, Germany Sunday for the U.S. women’s victory over Brazil in Women’s World Cup quarterfinals. Before the game Cheney Tweeted this to Holiday, which might make you throw up in your mouth a little.
The best boyfriend in the world @Jrue_Holiday11, thank you for being apart of this. I love you!
To which Holiday replied:
@laurencheney8 i love you too.. i wouldnt miss it for the world
Their wholesomeness doesn’t stop there, though.
Holiday sports a bible verse, John 15:5, in the about section of his Twitter page. The verse is “I am the vine; you are the branches. If a man remains in me and I in him, he will bear much fruit; apart from me you can do nothing.”
Not to be outdone, Cheney has one in her Twitter page’s about section as well, 2 Chronicles 16:9. The verse is “For the eyes of the Lord range throughout the earth to strengthen those whose hearts are fully committed to him. You have done a foolish thing, and from now on you will be at war.”
It’s like they’re some sort of creepy, saccharine robots with great athletic prowess made in a lab somewhere.