2011 June - page 3

Pirates’ Closer Joel Hanrahan Gets Pedicure, Toenails Painted [Photos]

Before today we'd never heard of Joel Hanrahan. Never. Then we started looking at stats for closers in the N.L. and realized Mr. Hanrahan is simply a fantasy stud from the Pittsburgh Pirates and is hands down the team's representative at the all-star game. He's 20-for-20 in saves and has a 1.31 ERA. Time to feature this guy and show you how he spent last evening with his girlfriend and Mr. & Mrs. Chris Resop (fellow Pirates' pitcher) getting pedicures. JUMP!

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Jun 23, 2011

Soccer

Penis Piercing Gets Australian Soccer Player Red Carded – Seriously [Video]

Our old friend across the pond, Rob Parker, at Off The Post sent us a very strange video this morning from Australia where we learned something about soccer that shocked us. In Australia, soccer players aren't allowed to have penis piercings. How do we know? This referee takes a player to the men's room, checks his penis and comes out to flash the red card. Video - JUMP!

Jun 23, 2011

Tony Parker Pool Party Update: New Bikinis, Beer Bongs & Kush? [Photos]

BC is making a splash in Texas where our report on Sunday's pool bash at Tony Parker's house is on fire. Tipster (we'll call him Shawn) this morning sent us a dispatch: "Hey guys, I just realized that I follow one of the "hood rats" that attended Parker's party. It's @misskrissyj on twitter. Go back to her tweets on the 19th and you'll see. Apparently George Hill was there too along with Baby Bash (lame rapper). Looks like there were drugs at the party too." JUMP!

Jun 23, 2011

Cheerleading Coach Heather Jackson Wants Student To Tap It? [Cuff ‘Em]

Raise a pint to the teachers/ladies in Texas who keep making Google News "teacher arrested" searches a must-read on a weekly basis. It seems like the past month has been dominated by Texas teachers wanting to get into the pants of their students. Today we meet assistant cheerleading coach and teacher Heather Jackson. It seems Jacks wanted a 16-year-old boy so bad she sat him in the front row where she could give him a show. The steamy, can't miss details - JUMP!

Jun 23, 2011

Dick Enberg Talks Blue Balls & Amanda Seyfried Pumping Gas [Daily Dump]

• Dick Enberg talking about blue balls at Wimbledon • Want to party at UT Longhorns bar in Pakistan? • NFLer kinda live tweets dumping his girlfriend • 50 Most Popular Women In The World • Kristen Pyles spilling out Christina Hendricks-style • Hot Chicks Pumping Gas: Amanda Seyfried • Video: Dad takes line drive to face! • Need some Asian today? Yi Li Fay time!

Jun 23, 2011

Barry Bonds Slaying It In This Leather Jacket At Giants-Twins [Morning Twitpic]

How much for that leather jacket? $5,000? The Home Run King® was in the house last night for the Giants-Twins game and the locals started obsessing. It's cool and all breathing the same air as a guy who would get booed in every other MLB ballpark, besides Pittsburgh. But that jacket. Someone tell us where BC can get one of those. Love the straps. Love the buttons. And that color...AMAZING!

Your Burnt Toast Editor Peter Burns & His New GF, Lindsay Lohan? [Burnt Toast]

Oh, we have a treat for the ladies out there who read Peter Burns' Burnt Toast column - a new photo of the hunky Burns. Today also marks the NBA Draft where all the talking heads on ESPN pretend to know about some no-namer from Cleveland State that becomes a sleeper. What else? How about a Team USA vs. Panama tweet recap. And it's all finished off with Burns about to grab-ass Lohan. Clicky, clicky. It's the best Twitter recap you'll read all day. JUMP!

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Jun 23, 2011

Motorcycle Rally Breaks Out At J.J. Barea San Juan Victory Parade [Photos]

They honored their new favorite son J.J. Barea with a parade in San Juan, Puerto Rico this afternoon. Unfortunately, a motorcycle rally broke out during the sad, one-float parade for the World Champion Dallas Mavericks guard. And where is the Miss Universe girlfriend? Wait until you see what Barea says about a Puerto Rico parade vs. a Dallas championship parade. The nerve! JUMP!

Jun 22, 2011

• Rosie Huntington-Whiteley gets sexy for Maxim • Katy Perry is in Rolling Stone again, awesome • George Clooney isn't getting this hottie anymore • Megan Fox in a bikini at the beach in Hawaii • Jessica Biel calls Justin Timberlake a p*ssy • Is Courtney Stodden the new Heidi Montag? • Laetitia Casta is still quite attractive • Tamara Ecclestone looks great posing in a park

Katy Perry in Rolling Stone & George Clooney Single[Afternoon Dump]

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Jun 22, 2011

NFL

Reggie Bush’s New Girlfriend Looks Like Which Kardashian? [24 Photos]

If you said Kim Kardashian, you've just won a fabulous washer/dryer set! Actually, no. We're not giving you anything, but former USC and probably soon-to-be former New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush is dating a woman who looks exactly like his ex, Kim Kardashian. How much does she look like The Giant Ass? They could be sisters. A closer examination - PHOTO Gallery! JUMP!

Jun 22, 2011

Tyson Chandler Sells Chicago Home, Takes Nearly $2,000,000 Loss! [Photos]

It's been a whirlwind 10 days for Tyson Chandler. He's won an NBA championship, been a guest judge on the Miss U.S.A. pageant and then closed Monday on the sale of his Chicago mansion that had been on the market for 4 years. Yes, 4! Originally purchased for $4mm and then listed for $5mm, Chandler finally succumbed to the real estate market with a sale of the 7,309 sq. ft. home in Northfield, IL for $2.1mm. Photos and details of what Chandler just sold - JUMP!

Jun 22, 2011

Mark Cuban To Ross Perot Jr.: “Leave Me Alone, Loser” [Court Docs.]

Mark Cuban, still riding high from taking a leak with the Larry O'Brien, has filed court papers that serve as a response to 2010 papers filed by Ross Perot Jr. claiming that Cuban was a "careless" owner. It's well documented that Perot Jr. is a nutjob who once spent millions to set a world record as first person to fly a helicopter around the world. These court papers should once and forever keep Jr. quiet and busy cleaning those sweet lenses. JUMP!

Jun 22, 2011

Tony Parker Pool Party Includes Plenty Of San Antonio Scrubs [Photos]

Possibly sensing his days in San Antonio are numbered, Tony Parker threw a HUGE house party Sunday and allowed half of San Antonio to show up for a DJ'd blowout bash. We're not talking Hollywood elite at the $7.1mm house that he and Eva Longoria started to build in 2008. This was straight up hood rats that seemed to be handpicked off Twitter. Think: hoochies that Eva would never let on her 16.5 acre spread. See Tony's bash and this insane pool - JUMP!

Jun 22, 2011

Port-O-Potty Drunkard, Bee-otch & WTF Planking [Daily WTF]

Matt B. Cee

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published.

Jun 22, 2011

More Of Zdeno Chara’s Ed Hardy Bruins Party Shirt [15 Photos]

And the Bruins party photos keep rolling in. At this point we figured the phenomenon of Zdeno Chara in an Ed Hardy shirt would have run its course. Nope. Plus, who can resist Brad Marchand ass-grabbing a chick while dancing on the Foxwoods' bar? Here are 15 photos and all of them tell a story of how the Stanley Cup can transform an entire hockey team into social icons. More Tyler Seguin. Bearded tat dudes. Sparklers. Boobs. It's all here - JUMP!

Jun 22, 2011

Football

U.S. Air Lets Man In Panties Fly; Arrests New Mexico Footballer [Photos]

Normally we won't get into a race bait story but gotta step into the ring on the story of New Mexico football player DeShon Marman being arrested last week for not pulling up his pants while boarding a U.S. Airways flight from San Francisco to Albuquerque. Video of Marman's semi-confrontation with a U.S. Airways pilot is making its rounds but the big news today is a woman snapping a pick of a old white dude crossdresser who was allowed to board a plane in THIS! JUMP!

Jun 22, 2011

Erica Huerta Arrested For Sex On The Beach Was Charlie Crist Intern [Photos]

Erica Huerta has had a stellar 21st year of her life. This week she was arrested for a beach sex session that lasted an hour with that mohawked bro, Steven Perry. In August 2010, just days after her 21st birthday, Erica was popped in Tampa for DUI. But it's her latest escapade that is making headlines - even the Daily Mail is sniffing it - because of her show outside Caddy's on the Treasure Coast. Full details of this Cuff 'Em - JUMP!

Jun 22, 2011

Jack McKeon Twitter Knowledge & The Best WSOP Butterface [Daily Dump]

• DON'T MISS: Jack McKeon Twitter knowledge is sick • 16-yr-old marries 51-yr-old? She's 16? BULLS@!$ • HOTTEST Butterface At WSOP - This Chick! • Megan Fox still crushing Hawaii w/bikini action • Mary-Louise Parker in a sexy baseball uniform • Eh, Russian pop star bikini time! • Crystal Harris showing what Hef will never bang • Coco has NEW handbra pics to peruse

Jun 22, 2011

The Yankee My Wankee T-Shirt At College World Series [Morning Twitpic]

We get the morning off and running with this shirt BC happened to catch while watching the College World Series while the rest of you were slaving away at the office. Meet 'Yankee My Wankee' guy sitting with his buddy, Red Sox fan during the Cal-Texas A&M game. Cal is 1-1; South Carolina 2-0; Florida 2-0; Virginia 1-1. The biggest news at the CWS is how the aluminum bat needs some Viagra. Enough of these 3-1 games! We want 15-13 games with 8 HRs. Full Wankee - JUMP!

Jun 21, 2011

Football

Meet Jamie Nolen And The Real Auburn Football Hostesses

BC writer Monty tonight sent us this dispatch: Earlier today, some idiot who will remain nameless did a story "exposing" Auburn and their practice of using paid hosts and hostesses to take care of recruits while they're on campus. The hostesses, known as Tigerettes, and hosts, known as Tiger Hosts, are students who do indeed get paid for doing actual work. Kind of like when they paid me to mop the racquetball courts when I was in college.

Jun 21, 2011

Paris Hilton Dumped & Lucy Pinder’s New Commercial [Afternoon Dump]

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• Oh no, Paris Hilton got dumped • Ashley Greene has some killer legs • Ryu Ji Hye is one sexy Korean • Is Sophie Coady the hottest Ginger? • Lucy Pinder's hot new commercial for Lynx • Nicole Williams is an unknown fashion model • Fitness model, Tabi Klausen has a killer body • Nicole Coco Austin shows off her curves

Jun 21, 2011

Joba Chamberlain’s Elbow Surgery Scar Rules! [Photos]

Expect a new tat on Joba Chamberlain's right elbow pretty soon to cover up the nasty scar from his Tommy John surgery. Our old buddy from way back when he was chasing the Road Beef seems to be all good besides taking a shower with a garbage bag over his arm and the pain of a giant slice down his arm. "Feels really good. Not as stiff as I would have thought. Thanks again for everyone's thoughts and prayers," the one-time Yankees bullpen savior tweeted today. Clicky!

Jun 21, 2011

Jenn Brown’s Hair Battling Elements At College World Series [5 Photos]

Of course we're all over Jenn Brown and that graphene (look it up, cool material) shirt she's sportin' today in Omaha. Her day, so far, has consisted of talking about the @JennBrownESPN Twitter page and something about a stupid rally monkey carried around by the Texas A&M student manager. Meanwhile, the hair is in rare form. Like a Nebraska wheat field. Airy. Blowing like an American flag on a sweet Summer afternoon. Better shot of Jenn's face - JUMP!

Jun 21, 2011

NFL

$12,000 For Tim Tebow Sculpture – Seriously! [Photo]

Now think about this for a second, some sculpture artist named Franco Castelluccio has been working on a Tim Tebow piece that he hopes will bring $12,000. Don't misunderstand us, art is wonderful. The BC office has a couple of beautiful pieces we've picked up on trips to Santa Fe. We also understand that there is this thing called exploitation. How dare Franc play on the emotions of the hundreds of thousands of Tebow worshipers. Don't do it, people. It's just Timmy breaking a tackle. JUMP!

Jun 21, 2011

More Tyler Seguin Shirtless Drunken Dancing & A New Tattoo [Photos]

Another day, another bar Bruins' teen Tyler Seguin is destroying with his wingman Brad Marchand. Let us repeat, Seguin is 19! He now owns a Stanley Cup victory and is destroying the women of the Northeast with a trail of shirtless photos that are the hottest thing on the Internet this week. Today we find Segs and Marchand getting nuts at an undisclosed bar. We know these are new shots because Segs and March have matching tats and belts. BROS! JUMP!

Jun 21, 2011

Tennis

Hottest Wimbledon Tennis Player Whose Name You Cannot Pronounce [17 Photos]

Matt B. Cee

These ladies in white always make Wimbledon one of the hottest sporting events of the summer. We feature some new comers, some regulars that you might have never heard of, and just overall fuzzy ball handler hotness. Come see the next ladies to make a Grand Slam in the hotness category. Today we tackle the "Hottest Wimbledon Tennis Player With A Name You Cannot Pronounce." Meet Dominika Cibulkova.

Jun 21, 2011

OchoCinco’s Space Watch & Gangsta Prince Harry [Daily WTF]

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Jun 21, 2011

Yankees Couple Fighting At Cubs Game Over Onions On Hot Dog [Video]

If our memory serves us right, it was Dan Shulman calling ESPN's Cubs-Yankees Sunday Night Baseball and he said something about fans being very civil at Wrigley for this interleague showdown. Sorry bro, you couldn't be more wrong. Taking a look at YouTube this morning there were at least 6 different incidents and one Yankees couple having a war over onions on a hot dog. Seriously. Watch as this chick goes slap and Drew Lachey drops the beotch bomb. JUMP!

Jun 21, 2011

N.H. Bro Busted For Dropping Deuce In Pool [Cuff ‘Em]

'Tis the season for Busted Coverage to move into the summer time activity arrest report realm. Football players are slowing down as training camp (allegedly) approaches. It's time that we expand our Google News searches into the pool scene where there's always an interesting character. Today we meet Jonathan Vertigans of Manchester, New Hampshire. He's 27 and decided to go for a swim and drop a deuce is a pool. Why? No idea, just a good arrest story. JUMP!

Jun 21, 2011

Yuengling Coming To Ohio & Shirtless Flyers’ Jeff Carter Creepin’ [Daily Dump]

• Listen up, Ohioans: It's true, Yuengling is coming! • Dead Royal Marine sends buddies on Vegas bender • Miss USA Facebook Photo-gasm! 125 pics! • NSFW: J. Lo calamari calamity! • Flyers' Jeff Carter & chicks about to get drunk! • LOOK! Hillary Clinton's intern turned porn star • PIC: G.S. Warriors Dorell Wright gets new calf tat • Best Girl on Girl Interview OF THE DAY!

Jun 21, 2011

College World Series Storm Clouds Look Kinda Intimidating [Morning Twitpics]

They had a slight situation last night at the College World Series as wicked storm clouds straight out of Poltergeist rolled in. In case you haven't heard, sideline reporter Jenn Brown is absolutely killing it in her new assignment as Erin Andrews' replacement. More on that later. We'll be screencapping the 11:06 resumption of the Florida-Vandy game that was stopped due to the storms. If you are a weather dork and want to look at more CWS storm clouds - JUMP

Jun 21, 2011

Playmates Lauren Anderson & Jaime Edmondson Talk Underboob Sweat [Burnt Toast]

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If you haven't been reading Peter Burns' Burnt Toast, what are you waiting for? Today we have Reggie Bush tweeting a phone number, Kenny Britt having his Facebook hacked and Playmates Lauren Anderson and Jaime Edmondson going to last night's Rangers game where Edmondson went nuts with the concessions. Fun stuff. Don't miss it - JUMP

Jun 20, 2011

Jimmer Fredette’s Girlfriend Whitney Wonnacott Preps For NBA Draft [Photos]

The biggest day in the life of Jimmer Fredette's girlfriend, Whitney Wonnacott, is just 3 days away when her boyfriend and future meal ticket is expected to be a lottery pick in the NBA Draft. We've been tracking Whitney's tweets as she gets manicured & pedicured for the moment when ESPN cameras catch her balling over news that Jimmer has just made her a multi-millionaire WAG. Whitney's NBA Draft tweets and photos - JUMP!

Jun 20, 2011

Alison Haislip in Esquire & Heidi Montag Makes A Return [Afternoon Dump]

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• It's Alison Haislip's turn in her place • Sara Jean Underwood rides a bike topless • Liz may be the hottest smokeshow ever • Sammy Braddy is one gorgeous and sexy Brit • Irina Shayk knows how to wear bikinis amazingly • Heidi Montag is back and looking great as usual • Just some more awesome Miss USA bikini pictures • Hugh Hefner dumped but gets Shannon twins back

Jun 20, 2011

Sports Reporter Britt McHenry Is Next Erin Andrews? [14 Photos]