They honored their new favorite son J.J. Barea with a parade in San Juan, Puerto Rico today.
Unfortunately, a motorcycle rally broke out during the sad, one-float parade for the World Champion Dallas Mavericks guard.
Seriously, what’s going on there? Barea’s vehicle looks like it’s being surround by an angry mob on the way to Sturgis.
Poor little guy. At least he still has former Miss Universe Zuleyka Rivera to go home to (you’ll want to click here for her gallery).
Despite what looks like a sorry affair, Barea apparently gave it the old thumbs up.
“I’m going to tell you guys something, the parade in Dallas was good, but nobody knows how to throw a parade like here in Puerto Rico,” he said, according to Homer Bush.
I guess even crappy things look pretty good when you’re a world champion.