Burnt Toast by @PeterBurnsRadio
The Greatest Tweets in the History of the Internet* (*In The Last 24 Hours)
Bahlin Out Ah Control
Not a shocker, but the Bruins put the Mavericks bar tab to shame a few nights ago. It’s to be expected as there can be 20+ players on a NHL Roster, 15 on an NBA Roster. $300 dollars seems like a reasonable price for a bottle of Bacardi right? If there is one sport that I want to party with for a championship, it’s Hockey. They are nuts, and the chicks are crazy……crazy hot.
Burnt Toast Post Championship Party Sports Rankings:
- NHL. Toothless, already a few screws loose, and the hottest WAGS (Wives and Girlfriends). NHL takes the cake
- World Cup. You are a national hero, therefore you get to obtain the hottest of the hot in the country which is badass unless you live in Fiji
- MLB: Major League cleat chasers are epic. Lots of older married guys on the team as well. Still a hell of a hangover pending
- NBA: Small amount of guys, high profile ho’s, and rappers bound to follow. The Mavericks put on a clinic at Liv in Miami
- WNBA: Yep…You know, and I know why. C’mon……Two 5’s equal a 10 right?
@Coach_Leach: My book SWING YOUR SWORD comes out July 19. I’ll be back in Lubbock that day for a signing at Barnes & Noble
- Mike Leach………Check
- A Book about Mike Leach……..Check
- Pirate Reference in the Title…..Check
- Weapon in the Book Title……..Check
- Book Signing in front of his former employer’s face?……Check
@BillBarnwell: Chelsea to pay $21.3M for new manager. Is there a MGR/HC in American sports worth that?
Are you kidding me? $21.3 Million for a SOCCER COACH? What the Hell? How much coaching does a soccer coach really coach? He might make 3 or 4 decisions a match…..at most. What a joke. Bill Belichick, Gregg Popovich, and Nick Saban are the best coaches of our day, and they decisions 10x more valuable and day to day than a soccer coach. Get real futbol.
@Reggie_Bush: Ok guys I’m here sitting next to the phone waiting to take your calls. The phone number is (502) 905-2525. Lets get this thing rolling!!!!
Just thought about how sad this really was. One of the greatest collegiate athletes the game has ever witnessed, and the only things I would want to ask him are about his cheating allegations, and if he ever saw the Ray-J Tape. Sad that see it over and over again in sports.
@EvanSilva: Per source, Florida RB Jeff Demps scored a 5 on the Wonderlic. Florida WR Chris Rainey got a 6
S….E….C!!! S….E….C!!!!!! If true, how the hell is that even possible, I’m pretty sure you score a 8 on the Wonderlic just for not attempting to eat the test itself. Ahh…Florida, don’t ever change.
@BlkSportsOnline: Carmelo Anthony & Dwyane Wade Attend Fashion Week in Milan
Not sure where to start with this one. The fact that Dwayne Wade is at Fashion Week, while Dallas is celebrating their championship, or it comes from BlackSportsOnline.com. (Which I find to be an enjoyable site) It begs the question, how quick would my WhiteSportsOnline.com get shut down. 72 Hours Max?
Step 1 – The Meltdown
@BrendanPurty: Uh, so on his Facebook wall Kenny Britt just posted: “Retiring from the NFL. F*** You Goddell.” So there is that.
Step 2 – The Quick 180
@BrendanPurty: Kenny Britt FBook take back: Change of HEart.. My family is always here for me. I made mistakes and i am sorry i am going to change and become a better person and mentor for all my young fans.. I will accept any penalty like a man..The road beings Sept 11 in Jacksonville.. ill be ready!!! … Looks like his reps got him on the phone real quick.
Step 3 – The Coverup
@BrendanPurty: Original “retirement” post on Britt’s Facebook wall has been deleted, replaced by his recant one. That was a fun 25 minutes.
Step 4 – The Old Faithful Excuse
@BrendanPurty: Now Britt just posted: my fbook was hacked with those past 2 status’s.. i am not retiring and do not have any hate toward the commissioner.
Hey Kenny Britt. The only thing worse than being a spoiled brat on Facebook, is trying to cover up for being one. Unreal.
Tweet of the Day That Would Be Disgusting If It Didn’t Come From a Smoking Hot Chick
@LaurenAnderson_ : Um @jaimeedmondson just reached under her shirt, felt herself up then wiped her under boob sweat on me… Ewww or woohoooo?!