Nate Robinson’s bladder is in the news this weekend after a case of public urination early Friday morning. Yes, it’s friggin slow right now in the Cuff ‘Em department. After a crazy April and May for NFLers getting busted for a variety of reasons, we are now regulated to Nate Robinson taking a leak on a Barnes and Nobles in White Plains, NY.
The 5-foot-9 member of the Oklahoma City Thunder, who has also played for the New York Knicks and Boston Celtics, was arrested shortly before 2 a.m. after cops said he was seen doing his business outside the Barnes & Noble store at 230 Main St.He was taken Police Headquarters where he was issued a ticket charging him with a public urination violation. Robinson was released on $100 bail and is due in City Court on June 22. The violation normally carries a $50 fine.
Seriously, the world of athletes getting popped really needs to pick up steam because $50 tickets for public urination aren’t going to move the pageview meter.
Time to step it up, boys. How about a public urination on a fellow player? Or maybe a naked athlete streaking while high on bath salts. Let’s get crazy.