Yeah, another slow sports arrest day so we move into the world of college mathematicians who look like they should be bouncing at some biker bar in Rockford, Illinois. Meet Jon Hatch. Dude is probably off the charts smart and is highly likely to not be getting the ladies into the sack. So…time to resort to up-skirting the ladies. Big Jon will be in court today over a little issue he had with photos on a USB drive.
According to the Guilford County jail roster, Jonathan Hatch, 43, was arrested Thursday afternoon. He is charged with secret peeping and eight counts of third-degree sexual exploitation of a minor.
Arrest warrants obtained by the News & Record detail Hatch using a camera pen with a USB port to take pictures up a woman’s skirt, ultimately burning the images to CDs. The newspaper claims the documents also detail hundreds of images and videos found on Hatch’s computer by investigators.
A cached version of Guilford College’s website lists Hatch as an Associate Professor of Mathematics. The school has now removed his name from the faculty page.
Now that the details are out of the way, what’s up with “Unicorn Head” under his chin? That’s not us. Could be the Guilford County jail workers having some fun. No idea, but it’s hilarious.