Miami Heat Fans Really Are NBA’s Biggest Douchebags [18 Photos]


All signs point to yes.

NBA analyst Charles Barkley has repeatedly said the Miami Heat players are a bunch of whiners, but he went a step further on Wednesday, calling the team’s fans the worst in the NBA.

“Yeah, they have the worst fans. No question. It’s not even loud in there. You’re at the game and you are like, ‘Man this place isn’t even loud.’ At least when you go to Chicago, it’s loud in there, it’s crazy down in Dallas but it’s not even loud in Miami.”

In addition to not being vocal, Heat fans are also crazy superstitious.

TMZ reports Heat fans are buying voodoo dolls by the hundreds, among other things.

They’re selling out like hot cakes … but the owner of El Viejo Lazaro Botanica — which hocks all sorts of bizarre religious supplies, including voodoo stuff — tells TMZ, he has no idea which Mavs are being targeted by the hexes.

If they’re not buying voodoo dolls, we’re told Miami fans are turning to herbal remedies — buying what are called “Paraiso” herbs to use in a bath. According to the owner, you put the herbs in a bath, get in, then visualize what you want to happen — in this case, a Miami Heat victory.

Perhaps the clearest sign of said douchebaggery is they way they dress, though.

Just look at these clowns in the gallery.

[Charles Barkley ‘can’t root for’ the Miami Heat]

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