As mentioned this morning, Busted Coverage was traveling from Ohio to New York over the last 24 hours and just happened to catch some sleep in the Poconos region. Yesterday we get up, turn on the TV to see who won Game Two of Mavs-Heat and get introduced to Scranton-area soccer coach Joseph Kovaleski, who was arrested for flopping out his dong on Burger King workers.
Local TV investigators, WNEP, have the exciting details:
Police said Joseph Kovaleski, 61, of Scott Township, who coaches the girls varsity soccer team at Lakeland Senior High School, exposed himself to workers at a Burger King several times. One former employee Newswatch 16 talked with said Kovaleski has been doing it for years.
Alberta Marie Houman said she worked at the Burger King in Dickson City for more than a decade. She started working there when she was in high school, but in 2003, she said, she was forced to quit after witnessing Joseph Kovaleski expose himself to her numerous times.
“He used to come in and eat in Burger King, and I was cleaning under the table one day and I saw his thing,” Houman said.
Normally we’d just brush this off as a disgruntled worker situation just out to get the successful soccer coach. Oh, but there’s more from Joe.
According to court papers, Kovaleski told police he doesn’t wear underwear and he sometimes gets itchy and needs to scratch himself.
Major fail to WNEP for not giving us the full details of those court papers because there are even more interesting tidbits, according to the Scranton Times-Tribune.
When approached by police, Mr. Kovaleski told them he does not wear underwear and because of that his genitals “could fall out.”
“He stated that Burger King isn’t a public place and that his genitals get itchy and he sometimes has to scratch them,” the affidavit said.
Genitals could fall out! LOL!
Court Defense Of The Year! Love ya, Joe. Keep doing God’s work. We have the Google Alert set for further updates.