It comes with great pleasure for the Busted Coverage staff to announce that this fine operation has been victorious in the purchase of, via Auburn University, the game pants worn by Cam Newton during the BCS Championship. What do we have planned for the pants? They will reside in Ohio and have a nice comfy spot where select friends of Busted Coverage Nation will be given the privilege to look at and maybe touch the grass stains from that night in Glendale. Why purchase these pants? We have a secret plan and it might include the upcoming Harvey Updyke trial. JUMP!
You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The photos roll in and our reaction is usually the same, “WTF are we going to do with that?” It’s a major dilemma, but the solution was to hire an editor who’s job is to bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Here is there new showcase of epic fails, WTFs and other random garbage that now makes up “Busted Coverage’s Epic Moments In Failure.” Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it'll be published.
Very rarely does Busted Coverage dabble in the MotoGP news market for obvious reasons unless some Grid Girl has a skirt disaster or a fan gets hit by a motorcycle. And the moto circuit is full of Euros that just bore us to death and never end up on ESPN. But, folks, all eyes on deck. Paris Hiton has a racing team that her handlers said would be a great idea and the bike even sports pink. Well, Paris Hilton Racing tasted its very first victory lane nectar over the weekend in Le Mans, France.
Our friends at Crossing Broad ran an innocent video yesterday of Chase Utley on a Clearwater, Florida rehab assignment where the MLB All Star was interacting with the locals. Pretty innocent stuff and we almost passed over the video, but then it struck us that this is a great example of Jersey Chasers In The Wild. If you've followed BC over the years you know that WAGs and Jersey Chasers provide us with plenty of fodder. But, we rarely see them in action. Rarely see how a Jersey Chaser operates. Never see her deploy the arm/hand/mind drones on a millionaire baller - until now. Video of these ladies in action...JUMP!
By now if you haven't seen the Astros fan evading security during his insane escape from Minute Maid Field, you've been in a coma. Kevin Wayne Crabtree was the guy behind the streak and has pretty much raised the bar to the next level for future fans running on playing fields. But what was behind such a stunt? Why attempt something that would end with an arrest? There's a very good reason from Crabtree and he told the Houston police department it was a bet with friends. Wait until you see the reason for the streak and Crabtree's history with baseball. JUMP!
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14-year-old Nick Gilbert (cool Twitter account) took the stage in Secaucus, New Jersey last night as the representative of the Cleveland Cavaliers and stole the hearts and minds of millions of viewers with his designer glasses and a stellar bow tie. Whether you hate Dan Gilbert, his father and owner of the Cavs, that's for another day. Little Nick has suffered from nerve disorder Neurofibromatosis since birth, making it a feel good story that the teen walked away with the #1 pick in the upcoming draft. And that's where this story kinda ends. The NBA will eventually lock out its players and this sport is in for a huge labor battle. If you think the NFL lockout is ugly, you haven't seen anything. More pics of Nick's cool adventure...JUMP!
There was some hubbub about the Preakness putting its new mascot on display to Baltimore media this week. The dude - Kegasus - is an obvious play towards the white, drunk fratties who enjoy the infield at Pimlico. Ever been to Pimlico? You won't catch our asses going into that 'hood unless there is an infield party at the Preakness, hence the need for a stupid mascot to promote being a drunken fool. The big news with this Kegasus character? The slick nip ring. Smokin'! Video of half man/half Kenny Powers...JUMP!
Just when we figured the Lingerie Football League couldn't pull another rabbit out of a hat with more ties to the National Football League, Gilbert Brown resurfaced yesterday at a press conference in Green Bay. Nope, the big guy isn't strapping on the pads for a comeback. Biggin' is back in football, but this time it's with the Green Bay Chill, an expansion franchise of the LFL. Oh, and before you ask, yes this is real and Gilbert is even coaching practices. Amazing, right?
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Let's just say that the next time Finland is in contention for a hockey world championship you should reserve a flight for you and a buddy to visit Helsinki. The country is still drunk after Sunday's IIHF world championship victory and the partying that has lasted for two days. (Left) We have Finland goalie coach Pasi Nurminen going face first into the red carpet after a stellar climb down the stairs. (Right) We have the chick who decided to give her fellow countrymen a show during the street celebration (NSFW-ish). While the photos are epic, the face plant from Pasi is a can't miss. Video...JUMP!
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You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The photos roll in and our reaction is usually the same, “WTF are we going to do with that?” It’s a major dilemma, but the solution was to hire an editor who's job is to bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Here is there new showcase of epic fails, WTFs and other random garbage that now makes up “Busted Coverage’s Epic Moments In Failure.” Have a photo for this series? Email us.
As mentioned in yesterday's Cuff 'Em, the 2011 Bay To Breakers 12k footrace was held over the weekend and the BC editors have put together their winner's list for Best Costumes. For those of you not in the know, Bay To Breakers is in its 100th year in San Francisco and brings together the crazies, the techies and the downright out-of-their-minds together for a quasi-footrace. The object is to get drunk, have a cool costume and enjoy the sport of running or walking. Here are the best of the best costumes this year thanks to Sylvain & Tom.
The guy on the left is Everett Duke, a cherubic character who just graduated from Auburn and leaves the university via the photo of Gene Chizik feeding Cam Newton Calf. The photo was uploaded to Twitter on Sunday and made it to Buzzfeed this morning. The rest is history. What's the story behind Chizik holding a milk bottle for a calf? No idea. Everett didn't expand other than to say "Ever seen Gene Chizik feed a baby cow? Now you have." Full shot...JUMP!
Um, it had been a little dry on the teacher-coach-student-sex-scandal circuit and then Brittni Colleps stepped up to the plate in Arlington, Texas. Local authorities say this 27-year-old had quite a run recently with at least five students who became victims in an alleged sexual rendezvous with the now former freshman girl's basketball coach. After you see what's doing on the jump, we're pretty sure there is a crime here. JUMP!
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"That sums it up, doesn't it," says the Fox Sports broadcaster as Mets fan wearing his crying baby mask heads for the exit after last night's extra innings 2-1 victory by the Marlins. Before you jump us for making fun of some dude with genetic issues, we're 99% that is one of these crying baby masks. If not, sorry brother.
As of this writing the Nats and Pirates are headed to the 9th with Washington leading 4-2 on what is a historic night in MLB 21st Century history. You are looking at $1 ticket, $1 hot dog and $1 peanuts night at a ballpark that is less than 5 years old and in a city where baseball was supposed to blossom into a force. Instead, you were pretty much begged to attend this game and as you can see from the following photos being posted on Twitter, the place was still practically empty.
Some in England are saying that a court order preventing reality starlet Imogen Thomas from outing a Premiership futboler for his affair with the Zoo bikini model could be a huge game-changer. According to The Guardian, some lawyers argued it could amount to the death of the tabloid "kiss and tell". Why this is happening now is unclear, but reports from the U.K. say that Thomas and The Sun are ready to name names, but the 28-year-old player filed an injunction which will prevent such a move. Not surprisingly, the athlete thought that giving Thomas a signed jersey and a 'please leave me alone' talking to would keep her quiet. His jersey wasn't enough and she's ready to cash in.
Most of the best Euro golfers who participated at this weekend's Players Championship were on a plane today en route to Spain where they'll participate in the Volvo Matchplay. Seems boring, but Ian Poulter had the camera out to show fans what it looks like when the Volvo Matchplay has a private 48-seat 737 picking up the golfers and caddies for the long trip overseas. The big surprise here, according to Poulter is that the caddies got to sit in the front, more exquisite first class where it seems the booze was flowing quite freely. More photos of the bird and a scenario you'll never live in your boring lifetime...JUMP!
Wait just a minute, honey, who told you it was a good idea to subject yourself to a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader tryout over the weekend? Those aren't your friends. Are you serious? Did you not have something better to do with a Saturday besides waste an afternoon? Look, we totally understand the 'living a dream' scenario but this is just irresponsible because now you're about to go viral across the Internet because there are hundreds of thousands of white guys just waiting to rip on some woman living her tryout dream. Take this summer and lose 85. Come back stronger in 2012. More photos of the Cowboys cheerleader tryouts...JUMP!
Just when we thought our eyes had seen it all with cheerleading routine videos along comes this crazy piece of video journalism where a 7-year-old girl and her tricked out motorized wheelchair are doing donuts to the wild cheers of moms in the crowd. You have to see the ingenuity with this routine. If this doesn't bring a smile to your face on a Monday morning your soul is filled with hate. Video! JUMP!
Think of the San Franciso Bay To Breakers race as a cross between an Undie Run, a Halloween costume party, a raging kegger and a freak show all rolled into one giant party with 110,000 of your closest friends. Of course there are going to be arrests. Of course there are going to be crazies falling off balconies. Of course there is going to be the usual nudity. And this year the cops took their giant boots and tried to crush the fun by yanking beers out of hands and shutting down a woman passing out Jell-O shots to racers.
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Tim Tebow was in New York City over the weekend at Macy's doing work for his Jockey sponsorship deal, which meant event organizers had the chance to throw a model in her underwear onto a stage with Mr. Virginity. Guys, we've tracked this guy hanging with chicks and this is the very first photo of Tebow with a chick showing this much skin in the last two years. Imagine that for a second. Not a single public image of this dude with a bikini chick or even a woman in a short skirt. Of course this guy takes his virginity seriously. Step back, ladies, this guy is playing hard to get.
It's one of the great mysteries in graduation cap history. How is it even remotely possible for Troy Polamalu to stuff that Samoan 'fro under the cap without cutting those million dollar locks? "I'm officially a USC graduate!" he wrote over the weekend on his website. "The majority of top picks in the NFL get drafted before they complete their college education. I truly love football, and it's such an immense blessing and privilege as an athlete to be given the rare opportunity to use those talents at the highest professional level, but it's certainly not a replacement for an education." Yeah, but what about the hair. Men, women and children want confirmation you didn't cut the hair. Alternative cap-n-gown angle...JUMP!
The self-marketing genius of Chad Ochocinco Johnson was on display last night in Duluth, Ga. where the Cincinnati Bengals WR kept his word and got on a bull during a PBR event. A helmeted Cinco lasted 1.5 seconds on Deja Blu before being thrown off, but that was good enough for a $10k check and a truck that he promises will be given away to someone deserving. This brings to question what could possibly be next for the Ocho circus? May we suggest bull fighting. Photos and video of last night's bull ride...JUMP!
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At this point 251,000 viewers have seen the video of the Astros streaker attempting Friday night the greatest escape from a ballpark in Major League Baseball history. But we still don't have a name, Facebook account or Twitter @ handle. Adam Rubin, an ESPN reporter covering the Mets beat, reported Friday that The Fugitive was eventually caught by police, according to Astros officials. This is where you can help us, BC Nation. One of you has info. Make your boy even more famous by sending us a name and preferably a photo or two. Video after the JUMP! firstname.lastname@example.org