We’re obviously on Team Beadle in the Erin Andrews vs. Michelle Beadle ESPN War because Michelle has spent the last 8-9 months trading emails and Twitter messages with us. If BC ever had the chance to have an older sister, it would be Beadle. Hence the lack of Erin Andrews updates, but it was nearly impossible to pass up the chance to show you Pageviews in her new airshow sideline reporting attire.
Awesome shoot today w/ my friend Melanie Mills @GLEAMBODY, for her upcoming makeup book..
What? Makeup book?
She’s now modeling? So on the same day we hear that Pageviews is giving up the Scripps Spelling Bee reporting duties to Rob Stone we find her modeling makeup? And giving up her College World Series reporting duties to Jenn Brown!
That’s it, Pageviews. We’re done with you.
Go have your fun on Good Morning America. Go hunt down perverts. Go host Dancing With The Stars. Go work ESPN airshow coverage. We’ve moved on.
All aspiring sideline reporters are encouraged to email us with at least 12-15 photos (preferably bikini shots) as we search for Erin’s replacement. There has to be a chick out there who can ask college football coaches stupid halftime questions.
“What kind of adjustments will you make for the second half?”
“Your defense seems to be having trouble stopping the run. Will you rip off their heads and piss down their necks at halftime?”
C’mon, girls. Get those questions ready. We’re about to make you into a star.