Earlier today we brought you a video of some random guy in a bullfighting ring having his life nearly ended by an enraged bull that threw him around like a rag doll.
Look, we get it. There are idiots out there who get a kick out of facing death down the snout of an enraged beast who wants to stick its horn straight through the jugular. Sometimes the bull misses, hit a leg. Other times the bull misses and drives a horn straight through some guy’s throat.
Then there are those crazy bastards who decide it’s a good idea to go running with the bulls. Not us. We’ll gladly rent a balcony and watch you morons get gigged by a thousand-pound bull with snot flying around like Wally Backman f-bombs.
Sit back, relax and prepare to rethink that Running With The Bulls idea you and the bros had planned this summer.